Funny Steam/RTB chats v999

[Axolotl2]

Post witty steam or RTB chats

Axo-Tak: how do i shot web
Tremrist: inject self with lethal amounts of venom
Axo-Tak: and then fap
Tremrist: yes
Tremrist: like
Axo-Tak: and then i shot web and die
Tremrist: use spidey senses while fapping
Axo-Tak: olol
Tremrist: and then like cover your richard in web
Axo-Tak: cna I post thread of funny steam chats
Tremrist: yes
Axo-Tak: ok

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[BanishedLetters]

[Moppy]

This is your idea of a funny chat.

A+ 5 STARS WOULD READ AGAIN!

[Uncle Bengs]

aka the thread where people post chats and nobody reads them

[Slammer1337]

I never found these funny.
what's the point of this thread again?

[Axolotl2]

I never found these funny.
what's the point of this thread again?

because some people think they are fun to read and post

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Bump.

ＭＳＴ runs up to you and puts a turtle on your head
The Big Bad Jellyfish dies
ＭＳＴ: Oh god.
ＭＳＴ: What have I done.
ＭＳＴ digs a grave and rolls your corpse into it.
The Big Bad Jellyfish ded
ＭＳＴ looks up to see a meteorite crashing into the earth directly ontop of him and your grave
ＭＳＴ ded
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes zambie in the ded world
ＭＳＴ becomes zambie food
The Big Bad Jellyfish eats zambie food
ＭＳＴ is now a skeleton
The Big Bad Jellyfish repopulates wit skeleton and has zombie skeleton babies
ＭＳＴ suddenly catches on fire and sinks into the ground
The Big Bad Jellyfish is scare
The Big Bad Jellyfish: d
ＭＳＴ gives nutrience to the soil and plants start to rapidly grow
The Big Bad Jellyfish eats plants
ＭＳＴ 's bones keep making the plants regrow and eventually overtake the entire planet
The Big Bad Jellyfish starts eating the planets more
The Big Bad Jellyfish accidently said planets
ＭＳＴ noticed
The Big Bad Jellyfish starts eating the planet
ＭＳＴ rises from the ground wearing a cape and a turtle shell hat
ＭＳＴ falls over ded
The Big Bad Jellyfish eats the entire earf and gets a space helmet
The Big Bad Jellyfish flies 2 da moon
ＭＳＴ watches as the moon flies toward the sun due to the earth's gravitational pull dissapearing
The Big Bad Jellyfish eats da moon before it hits da sun
The Big Bad Jellyfish flies 2 mars
ＭＳＴ notices all the planets start moving toward the sun
The Big Bad Jellyfish flies 2 sun and starts eating da sun
The Big Bad Jellyfish explodes frum plasma and then becums sun
The Big Bad Jellyfish makes sun babies with sun
ＭＳＴ is so confuzed at the moment
ＭＳＴ turns into a giant space turtle
The Big Bad Jellyfish wonders why we are rping something weird
The Big Bad Jellyfish orbits da sun so binary star system
The Big Bad Jellyfish catches 39453859890319  planets in orbit around us
The Big Bad Jellyfish 3248723 of them are life
ＭＳＴ crashes into one and throws it at you
The Big Bad Jellyfish eats it and explodes into a neutron star
The Big Bad Jellyfish sucks up 328428 planets
ＭＳＴ sees the edge of the universe
ＭＳＴ goes to the edge
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes the edge
The Big Bad Jellyfish goes over the edge
The Big Bad Jellyfish send on youtube
The Big Bad Jellyfish recives fame
ＭＳＴ is in the background
ＭＳＴ recieves half-fame for being Background Turtle
The Big Bad Jellyfish censors MST as a planet
The Big Bad Jellyfish recives all fame
ＭＳＴ flags the video
ＭＳＴ laughs as the video gets taken off of youtube
The Big Bad Jellyfish become youtube
The Big Bad Jellyfish wonder how still alive when earth is gone
ＭＳＴ becomes Google
The Big Bad Jellyfish adds video back
The Big Bad Jellyfish kills google
The Big Bad Jellyfish gets good layout and stays
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes self again
ＭＳＴ becomes Sony, EA and Microsoft
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes valve and buys sony ea and microsoft
ＭＳＴ becomes the internet.
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes the god
ＭＳＴ becomes the devil
The Big Bad Jellyfish the god
The Big Bad Jellyfish of nothing
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes the universe
The Big Bad Jellyfish explodes
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes big bang
The Big Bad Jellyfish is on a new earth as human
ＭＳＴ becomes moon
The Big Bad Jellyfish wonders the forget what just happened
The Big Bad Jellyfish faps
The Big Bad Jellyfish flies to moon
ＭＳＴ moon suddenly has a mouth and starts eating the earth
The Big Bad Jellyfish pretends he's a ghost in pacman
The Big Bad Jellyfish runs from moon
ＭＳＴ sprouts arms and legs and starts ripping apart the fabric of space and time
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes the space and time guardian of nothing
The Big Bad Jellyfish attacks moon
ＭＳＴ materializes a sword made of the Milkyway galaxy
The Big Bad Jellyfish picks up the Milky Sword
The Big Bad Jellyfish must get the Triforce of Andromedia before the other universe hits us
ＭＳＴ becomes giant Kirby
ＭＳＴ starts sucking up everything
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes mario
The Big Bad Jellyfish sits
The Big Bad Jellyfish goes through the galaxies
ＭＳＴ wonders what the heck is wrong with himself
ＭＳＴ slices himself in half expecting to die
ＭＳＴ doesnt die
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes death
The Big Bad Jellyfish walks up to mst
The Big Bad Jellyfish yells hacker
ＭＳＴ bans Death from the server
The Big Bad Jellyfish: "You cant ban Super-Admins!"
The Big Bad Jellyfish laughs
ＭＳＴ de-admins Death
ＭＳＴ bans him
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes mst
ＭＳＴ becomes The Big Bad Jellyfish
The Big Bad Jellyfish does whatever M S T does.
ＭＳＴ does whatever The Big Bad Jellyfish does
ＭＳＴ sells all his games
ＭＳＴ gives house to a hobo
ＭＳＴ donates all money to charity
The Big Bad Jellyfish sells all his games and sells house, gives all money, and gets a job as a hooker and cut off both legs, and pokes out one eye and kills 100 people
The Big Bad Jellyfish becomes self again
ＭＳＴ becomes an old clone of MST
ＭＳＴ kills the original MST and continues on as MST
The Big Bad Jellyfish has also deleted all clones of M S T from life.exe
ＭＳＴ goes to recyclebin and retrieves a few
The Big Bad Jellyfish deletes everything in the recycle bin including MST
The Big Bad Jellyfish right clicks life.exe
The Big Bad Jellyfish hits delete
ＭＳＴ goes to heaven.exe and lives happily ever after
The Big Bad Jellyfish creates new exe
The Big Bad Jellyfish names it life
The Big Bad Jellyfish enters it and causes big bang
ＭＳＴ creates a new .exe as well
ＭＳＴ names it Blockland Forums
The Big Bad Jellyfish creates another exe
The Big Bad Jellyfish names it exe.exe
The Big Bad Jellyfish opens it
The Big Bad Jellyfish black hole comes out
The Big Bad Jellyfish sucks up everyone
ＭＳＴ puts exe.exe in a .zip with life.exe
The Big Bad Jellyfish the existance of anything explodes
ＭＳＴ: The End.
The Big Bad Jellyfish: What  the forget was that
ＭＳＴ: I don't even know.

[._maxwell23461_.]

MrMcCakey: dude
MrMcCakey: mlp's a gOD SHWOW
Maxwell23461: when you're bored
Maxwell23461: for me
MrMcCakey: no
Maxwell23461: yeah
MrMcCakey: I legit like it
Maxwell23461: dont you mean
Maxwell23461: LEGIT CAKE LIKE IT
Maxwell23461: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Spectrum2]

Spectrum: wat tiep of music do u liek
[GGU] reaper: rap!!!!!!!!!!!
[GGU] reaper: hear som sik rymes... .....
[GGU] reaper: i eat food w/ a fork
[GGU] reaper: i like pork
[GGU] reaper: *DROP MICOPHONE*
[GGU] reaper: PEACE!!!!!!!!
Spectrum: hardcare gansta yo
[GGU] reaper: thx

[Steve5452]

defriended :(

[Flamecannon]

defriended :(

JASON!!!

[Chrono]

-snip-

a zoo youtube does it have lots of cute animals at the zoo in it?

[Steve5452]

a zoo youtube does it have lots of cute animals at the zoo in it?

not so cute