Author Topic: Wheel o' reincarnation  (Read 3844 times)

you come back as bacon

i die from a rape attack

You come back as a small girl.

I die from barrels

You are reborn as PewDiePie

I die from getting shot down in a plane.

You are reborn as Amelia Earhart's never-before-seen great uncle twice removed.

I die from ghosts.
and stuff.

You became a ghost hunter.

Megatron stepped on me. :c

You become an autotron

I was 360 noscope knifed by some 8 year old kid

You are reborn as someone about to get stepped on by Megatron.

I died of natural causes.

Doctors brought you back to life.

I died by stepping on a landmine in the Colosseum surrounded by angry tigers.

you are now a foot

i died because i was murdered by my own toe nail

You are revived as a cell for producing toenails.

I die of spontaneous brain implosion.

You come back as the smartest man in the world.

I die from broken condom style

you come back as the baby resulting from your broken condom

I die of dog stds

you come back as a bitch in the female dog sense


I get assasinated by russian secret police

you come back as a KGB Agent.

I died by planetary irradiation.

you come back as spiderman