Wheel o' reincarnation

[Alyx Vance]

I die by bar fight

[Ad Bot]

[hodototman]

I die by bar fight

WHAT AM I REINCARNATED AS BITCH

[Harm94]

You are reborn a potato farmer.

I had a choice of death by shark, or death by monkeys. I choose monkeys.

[Sheath]

you reincarnate as a black person and are born on friday

Alyx vance ruined a perfectly timed Rebecca Black reincarnation.

Damn you.


You are born as a tapeworm.

I die by falling into a vat of acid.

[hodototman]

reborn as science experiment

i die by looking at furry research

[Dezcaban]

You reincarnate as an abominable human biomass, legs and arms reverted to sickly stumps, your intestines are externally wrapped around your husk and your stomach and pancreas become one bulging sack that hangs off a large pore ridden sack on your back.

I die as the pressure in my exosuit violently depressurizes, causing my eyes to explode in their sockets and my bones to shatter, causing massive collateral damage and eventually killing me from internal bleeding.

[fred da kiko]

i die from a sudden loss of electrons when being given a hamburger

Ha, i get it. Roy Kelly.

You become a hard core christian fundamentalist with a lisp.

[BanishedLetters]

you're born as a robot (im so loving creative)

i commit Self Delete

Ha, i get it. Roy Kelly.

You become a hard core christian fundamentalist with a lisp.

you dont exist

[Sheath]

You come back as a suicidal person.

I die by car crash.

[hodototman]

You come back as a suicidal person.

I die by car crash.

car

i am killed by TEH COMBINEZ

[Decepticon]

You are reincarnated as a Civil Protection unit

I die from zombie

[pecon98]

You reincarnate as a chunk of uranium 235, which has a half-life of 703,800,000,000 years.

Death by textbook.

[Cargøn]

JOHN FREEMAN
I die of boredom when I forget to think of a funny death in my own topic

[Clone v.117]

You come back as Steve from accounting.

Death by grass.

[Harm94]

You are reborn a turkey.