Author Topic: snake/Ball injuries  (Read 11168 times)

sadomasochism
Oh thats nothing. I once knew a girl who would stick a hot wire down her boyfriends pee-hole.

Oh thats nothing. I once knew a girl who would stick a hot wire down her boyfriends pee-hole.
O- OH DEAR GOD

WHY

WHY

Well if you're in a fight you gotta do what you gotta do. I just wouldn't hit anyone below the belt.


im a weak woman so i can kick all of you in the crotch and not be blamed or feel guilty because its the absolute only way i can defend myself from you disgusting adolescent boys!!!!!!!!1

Well if you're in a fight you gotta do what you gotta do. I just wouldn't hit anyone below the belt.
You'd let them hit you with whats below the belt though.

Not me but I know a guy that managed to tear open his sack and bust a nut on gravel, there was apparently some sort of gooey stuff dripping out and he had to watch a doctor/surgeon stick a long thick needle into his testicle.

You'd let them hit you with whats below the belt though.
If it gets me out of a fight!

Oh thats nothing. I once knew a girl who would stick a hot wire down her boyfriends pee-hole.

Um

Not me but I know a guy that managed to tear open his sack and bust a nut on gravel, there was apparently some sort of gooey stuff dripping out and he had to watch a doctor/surgeon stick a long thick needle into his testicle.

UM.

Coming from someone who has fought a lot of pusillanimous individual ass friends, getting kicked in the nuts rarely really hurts because people usually miss or hit you in the richard. I've never actually gotten downed by a kick to the nuts.

Oh thats nothing. I once knew a girl who would stick a hot wire down her boyfriends pee-hole.
My snake just tried to retract itself back inside me.

Coming from someone who has fought a lot of pusillanimous individual ass friends, getting kicked in the nuts rarely really hurts because people usually miss or hit you in the richard. I've never actually gotten downed by a kick to the nuts.
I've never been downed fully by one but I've stumbled backwards from one.
I have balls of steel.



wut?
"My balls are stuck in my Xbox" wtf?
"My balls are stuck in a mousetrap" WTF?!

I'm a combat pragmatist, at least in theory. I can't really lose a fight, if I never fight. But if I did, I'd go for the groin.