Author Topic: snake/Ball injuries  (Read 11208 times)

Whoa didn't know there was a badass here. Fun fact: short people have a better shot at kicking you in the nuts <:3
yeah darkness prepare to have no nuts in the morning

Woa has no one said anything about tuna jars
3rd page. Check it.


No matter what your richard size is, I can always Annoying Orange it.


You're eight inches? Great, I have a mile and a half of lower intestine. Makes your 8 inches a little small, eh? Your snake fits on a ruler, my lower intestine is $6.70 in a cab.
my snake is 2.4 miles long and as wide as a dinner plate.

my snake is 2.4 miles long and as wide as a dinner plate.

Yeah well your snake is a vagina


I win

yeah darkness prepare to have no nuts in the morning

2bad leprecaun i didn't have nuts before

yeah darkness prepare to have no nuts in the morning
Short people unite!

also it dont matter what size the richard is I just need to fertilize the eggs after the female lays them no biggie


my snake is 2.4 miles long and as wide as a dinner plate.

Can never get a boner.

Yeah well your snake is a vagina


I win

I wish ; ;

No matter what your richard size is, I can always Annoying Orange it.


You're eight inches? Great, I have a mile and a half of lower intestine. Makes your 8 inches a little small, eh? Your snake fits on a ruler, my lower intestine is $6.70 in a cab.
ew lower intestines

Yeah well your snake is a vagina


I win
my 2.4 miles is as long as a dinner plate and as wide as a vagina.

Who bets Jelly has a small wee wee?

Who bets Jelly has a small wee wee?
Who bets you have a small one?
* ._maxwell23461_. raises his hand

Who bets you have a small one?
* ._maxwell23461_. raises his hand
he's a butterfree, no stuff

Who bets Jelly has a small wee wee?

Actually I'm average given my age thanks a bunch babe see you in bed tonight