for injures, i was once playing the old SNES with a friend of mine, and i was on his bunk bed, the guard rail on it was loose, and i fell forward and somehow landing on my testicles on his brothers dumbells. this happened twice
when i first fapped (correctly that is), and came, it was sort of a solid mush that i splooged, with a little of yellow in it, i was like wtf.
