A friend of my fathers in the late 80's or the 90's got home one day on his motorcycle but it broke down short of his house. I think the story goes he was so frustrated he threw the bike on the ground, but it somehow fell weird and the handle bar dug into his crotch and ripped his snake.
This is a true story. I'm vague of the details but I'm not sure how it healed, I believe he had issues urinating for a very long time or something expectedly awful.
Its something hideous and cringey like that.