Author Topic: snake/Ball injuries  (Read 11193 times)


pubes.
either you have a tiny ass richard or really long pubes.


and splitting a stream isn't something you do, sometimes it just happens. O
I'm just guessing but I think its because you have some sort of blockage in the tubes.

either you have a tiny ass richard or really long pubes.


and splitting a stream isn't something you do, sometimes it just happens. O
I'm just guessing but I think its because you have some sort of blockage in the tubes.
no, you rip out a pube and stretch it across your slit.

sheesh.

either that or tube blockage.

My cousin knee'd me in the richard tonight.


i was once fapping and my hand hit my balls

yeah mhm

i was once fapping and my hand hit my balls

yeah mhm
are you like
slamming your fists all the way down or something

that doesn't even hurt and i still do it

are you like
slamming your fists all the way down or something

that doesn't even hurt and i still do it

yes

and i'm wearing spiked greaves too

yes

and i'm wearing spiked greaves too
who uses that word

and aren't "greaves" boots, or am i completely wrong and an idiot

I thought greaves were like shinguards, but yeah. He's thinking of gauntlets.

I thought greaves were like shinguards, but yeah. He's thinking of gauntlets.

stuff

I always thought greaves were wrist stuff

stuff

I always thought greaves were wrist stuff
stop using words you don't know the definition of
especially if it's a word that's never used ever

stop using words you don't know the definition of
especially if it's a word that's never used ever

i use greaves all the time

...just not correctly


God dammit, now all I'm seeing is that the black part of its mouth is a richard, and its tongue is the head of the richard.

God dammit, now all I'm seeing is that the black part of its mouth is a richard, and its tongue is the head of the richard.
CANNOT UNSEE
YOU RUINED THE CUTE