Author Topic: Halloween is painful  (Read 1082 times)

I was trick-or-treating in the afternoon, I walked up to a house and like normal, rang the doorbell.
But I heard a big bulldog instead of someone walking up to the door and opening it..
I turn around and a bulldog bites my leg

ow ow ow ow ow
I got only like, 4 lollies :(

Post your other terrifying Halloween moments here

My bandages aren't big enough for the wound :(

Halloween's tomorrow/later today.

You might want to get that bite checked out...

Halloween's tomorrow/later today.
It's Halloween today here

and this is why i have a fear of dogs

Oh no.. The bulldog (no leash) and his owner came to my front door!!

And you didn't kill it?
This isn't national kill a loving dog day for nothing, you know.

I tripped and hit my leg and now it's hard as a rock, damn horsemask can't see anything...

stuff someone opened the door and the dog rushed in OH stuffNFJGHFUGHSTUPIDOGCRAPCRA PDOOOGHSDzjhiojz3t1yb8yHELPHE LPHELPHELPgjfudzghuahdgiJgOWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACALL9 11CALL911HEL3i5j23utPHELPHt4u iwtHELP!!!!!!

Oh no.. The bulldog (no leash) and his owner came to my front door!!
Oh good

stuff someone opened the door and the dog rushed in OH stuffNFJGHFUGHSTUPIDOGCRAPCRA PDOOOGHSDzjhiojz3t1yb8yHELPHE LPHELPHELPgjfudzghuahdgiJgOWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACALL9 11CALL911HEL3i5j23utPHELPHt4u iwtHELP!!!!!!
and this is where i call bullstuff

stuff someone opened the door and the dog rushed in OH stuffNFJGHFUGHSTUPIDOGCRAPCRA PDOOOGHSDzjhiojz3t1yb8yHELPHE LPHELPHELPgjfudzghuahdgiJgOWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACALL9 11CALL911HEL3i5j23utPHELPHt4u iwtHELP!!!!!!
seems legit

And just like that, OP was full of stuff.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 04:28:46 AM by Clone v.117 »

and this is why i have a fear of dogs
if you're man enough you man up and kick them loving hard

stuff someone opened the door and the dog rushed in OH stuffNFJGHFUGHSTUPIDOGCRAPCRA PDOOOGHSDzjhiojz3t1yb8yHELPHE LPHELPHELPgjfudzghuahdgiJgOWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACALL9 11CALL911HEL3i5j23utPHELPHt4u iwtHELP!!!!!!
cow feces
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 04:42:53 AM by ._maxwell23461_. »

It's national kill a dog da-
And you didn't kill it?
This isn't national kill a loving dog day for nothing, you know.
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