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I think I have a kidney stone... 
Again...I already passed one yesterday, and I believe I have one more to put out.
On the bright side though, breakfast in bed, drink literally whatever I want (reasonably speaking), and play on my iphone.
I have a condition called cystinuria
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001386/This could be my 7th passed stone, or my 4th surgery if it's too large to pass.
pity me mortalsI might add in some of my stories (nothing Gruesome) later on.