9 months after the world ends, the population of the planet quadruples, thus slowly killing us from lack of resources...
Im hoping for a zombie apoc. All my friends backstabbed me except the marines / good shots, and im friends with a cournel at ft. Bragg who is LOADED with guns. I have invested hours of thought into how to maximize my survival odds (mostly due to making / playing alot of zombie games).
Boyscouts - basic skills in everything
Rifle - 2nd best shot at summer camp, would've been 1st but i alligned my scope with my neighbor's target, THEN fixed it to mine, so I had less time...
Pistol - i cany hit the broadside of a barn point blank :s
My dad shipped ouy some of his old hunting guns here, due to arrive in about a week...
Oh, and one of the deciding factors of my car? Speed and noise. We already own a crewcab truck, an (older) SUV, now we have a silent sportscar.
Enough of my rambling, bring in the bouncing tits dancing lobsters
Edit: BP suggests we have 40 years worth of oil remaining globally, if we can't get our shot together by then, it could easily become a tycooner's doomsday... You could have to shoot your neighbor's face just to buy a gallon of gas for $500...
The horror.