Author Topic: Justin Bieber is dead?  (Read 1966 times)

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Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident

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Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence, however initial findings indicate that durgs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident

SOMEONE CAN'T WRITE A NEWSLETTER

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The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.
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it was more likely to been caused by road conditions.

i don't even

hey guys
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yep this is so true


Why do fake celebrity deaths always involve a car
I wonder if Dwayne Wade posts saying "I dunno"

SOMEONE CAN'T WRITE A NEWSLETTER

i don't even

hey guysyep this is so true

DURGS

I'm going to kill myself to support Justin bieber!

Good idea! lets all kill ourselves to support Justin bieber in the after life!

Wait! Maybe the cancer killed him!

Justin Bieber was killed in a car crash when the vehicle was going at 88 mphs in a 35 speed zone after the vehicle was struck by 1.12 gigawatts of electricty from a lightning bolt.


Justin Bieber was killed in a car crash when the vehicle was going at 88 mphs in a 35 speed zone after the vehicle was struck by 1.12 gigawatts of electricty from a lightning bolt.
you forgot the part about the wild rhinoceros that landed on the cement truck.

you forgot the part about the wild rhinoceros that landed on the cement truck.
and the michael bay transformers beating the stuff out each other in the middle of the road 20ft ahead of him

A local Hill Valley resident, Calvin Klein, was killed in a brutal car crash earlier this week. Klein, possibly in his late teens, was reported to have "Sped up to about 87miles an hour and crashed into the wall," said an eyewitness report. Funerals will not be held as no family was reported.

A local Hill Valley resident, Calvin Klein, was killed in a brutal car crash earlier this week. Klein, possibly in his late teens, was reported to have "Sped up to about 87miles an hour and crashed into the wall," said an eyewitness report. Funerals will not be held as no family was reported.
sounds like something i would do

Game developer Eric "Badspot" Hartman was killed in a freak car accident yesterday.
I cant think of anything else, you guys finish it.

A local Toyota car was killed in a car accident.

Oh wait.

Steve jobs rose from the dead today,
just to invent the iC4 and to die testing it.