Mercury

[*FacePalm*]

a monochrome/abstract/isometric forum adventure using strictly GameBoy color palettes.
...
Ow.

Well this is a bit cliche.
You're not sure where you are. Behind you is seemingly an abyss, and your head hurts. A lot. And why is everything green? Maybe you hit your head too hard and went colorblind. And you don't seem to remember anything happening previous to now. The worst part of it is probably the green.
Well, at least you're on a grid, so at least-
...
uh.
Wh-who am I again?

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

GreEn Grasspenive

[xxxxkill]

Blandy McBlandyblandbland
Arthur Dent
John Hues
John Lackthereof
Seth Metro

[Moppy]

Lets just go with Geoffrey.

[*FacePalm*]

Whatever, you'll just wing it and call yourself Johnathan Grapenive

...well what do you even do now

[Swat 3]

Observe green body.

[*FacePalm*]

Observe green body.

Green like everything else you can see.
Your legs seem to be a bit smaller than the rest of you, thus you assume you're probably not the fastest runner around.

[Swat 3]

Observe naked self.

[.:FancyPants:.]

turn around...?

[*FacePalm*]

turn around...?

It's a pretty long drop to who knows where.

[.:FancyPants:.]

what, i thought you were already looking at the abyss.
you don't have a face?

shift camera southwest to examine further portions of your landscape.

[CharlesSpeaking]

JUMP INTO THE ABYSS

NOW

[*FacePalm*]

what, i thought you were already looking at the abyss.
you don't have a face?

"Face" is a verb. Nobody can "have a face".
itt everyone in this universe is slenderman minus the slender

shift camera southwest to examine further portions of your landscape.

A large mountainside stands before you. You might be able to scale it, seeing as you're bigger than a block - But there appears to be slopes as it goes up, and those will be dangerous at that height.
There's also one slightly eroded block in the mountainside.

[Xalos]

Whack it with your head like an idiot and then become surprised when that hurts.

[*FacePalm*]

Whack it with your head like an idiot and then become surprised when that hurts.

You would, but frankly you're not an idiot.