stuff you didnt mean to swallow whole (v1) boys were making history

[Elecro]

lifesaver.

almost died (literally)

[Ad Bot]

[VincentTheGuy]

you dont swollow suppositories

It was a joke but you know, it was stupid.

I'll stop.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

almost died (literally)

i think us forumers need to huddle in silence as we process this loss

[Shinji]

oh, I swallowed one of these motherforgeters whole when I was little and was REALLY close to dying, but my grandpa luckily knew the Heimlich maneuver and saved my life.

[Frontrox]

A corndog

[WALK2222]

When I was in preschool I choked on a marshmallow.  I was so embarrassed  (after almost dying) that I hid under the plastic toy sink.  The teachers didn't bother to see if I was alright or anything… :c

[blockguy123]

i choked on a icecube infront of like 20 people and all i got was a weird look from this one guy

[Freek]

Big ass-pills

[Insomniac]

A big chunk of apple, wasn't even in my mouth for 2 seconds. I couldn't talk right for a while.

[Mr Man]

Gum, ice cubes, and probably other things as well.

[Shazoo]

A decorative pebble because I was young, dumb, and I was told it was candy, half of a toothbrush that I had to pull back out of my throat because my brother tackled me while I was brushing my teeth, and a meatball.

[fred da kiko]

a loving frosted flake. it hurt.

[Planr]

A friend of one of my relatives died several years back from choking on a carrot.

[Night Fox]

my stepbrother's semen (I don't have a real brother ;c)

[Frontrox]

my stepbrother's semen (I don't have a real brother ;c)

Really?