Author Topic: Ask Kniaz  (Read 5471 times)

Why doesn't your blog work
I recently changed my URL to http://www.conivere.tumblr.com so probably that

what is the purpose of life

42.

>:D

what is/are your OTP(s)

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie <3

knaiz will i see you at schoolies / can i come chill with you some time?

I graduated last year, so no, I won't be going to schoolies. And, sure, I suppose? If you can make your way to Radelaide, then go ahead.

kniaz hasnt answered any questions
hes ded
KNIAZ ARE YOU DEAD
SPEAK TO US FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

I am not dead! I am alive! :D

do you enjoy snake
do you enjoy my snake
do you enjoy electrk's snake because i do :cookieMonster:
how long is your snake

I am bi-loveual, so I suppose so.
Haven't experienced your snake before.
Nor have I experienced Electrk's.
Uhmm, never measured it before. Well, I have, but not recently. It's nothing incredible, a little above average however.

What is it like to lose a testicle?

Can't say I've ever experienced that before, but I know they give you a synthetic testicle, provided you have the money.

Are you ever going to return to your topic?

Yep! Just been a bit busy.

How did you come up with your name?

Kniaz is my middle name, it's Slavic for prince.

Can I have nudes of you

On my blog you'll find shirtless photos of me, but nudes? That's for my lady only ;3

am i cool

>look at recent posts

You kind of annoy me a little...

what type of research do you watch
who is your favorite researchstar
do you wish your boyfriend was hot like me

Never been into anything crazy, I guess the regular research? I don't frequent anything like that to have an informed answer, sorry.
And, if I had a boyfriend, perhaps ;3

do i make good music
and what is your favorite dipthong

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with your music, nor do I know what a dipthong is.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar


I need to know

 :cookieMonster:

Would you say you like me as a normal friend?

I'm afraid I don't really know you well enough to say you're anything beyond acquaintance, but from what I know I think we could get along!

Do you have a beard? If so, post photo. If not, post photo.

Not really a beard, but I do have facial hair. Still want a photo?

What is love?

Why are you so awesome?

Baby don't hurt me.
And I'm not sure, always assumed it was a opinionated thing.

Do you ever cover yourself in vaseline then pretend to be a snail?
IF you do, would you like to do it with me one day?

Hm... I can't say I have, but I am open to new things!

I have the most serious problem Kniaz. And you're the only one that can help!


What is 1+1?

2, I suppose? I AIN'T GONNA DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

What is your favourite hobby?

I really enjoy photography and Urbex. Been doing it for a few years, too.

why has elecro not reacted to my pm yet
angry dog goes here

Perhaps he is being passive, and does not want to stir up any more action?

How do i make my hair look like a still frame of an explosion.

Static electricity? Put your fork into an electric socket, perhaps?

how cum woman ar not makni me sandwhic

Probably because, granted your grammar, you are 12.

My friend has an odd obsession with going outside naked covered in vasaline and pretending he's a lubricated engine

how do I stop this odd behavior

This is quite a serious issue. Have you tried checking if he smokes meth?

why dont people ship what i ship aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Because if everyone shipped what you ship, it wouldn't be as special!

what is my favorite color scheme

think of this as a quiz question, which has a predetermined answer

Could it perhaps be a natural scheme?

hao 2 maek penrs go pew
Ejaculation. Climax, thingo~ After some time of the snake rubbing against something, it just sort of goes blughhhh.

how 2 erection

No expert in these matters, but as far as I know it's just related to loveual arousal?

Kniaz, do you like me has a friend?
You better

Sure, you're fun to have around in-game!

what is a special interest and how do I find it?

Look at different types of researchographic material, until you find the one that you are most attracted to.

why is my snake sad :'c

Have you tried looking at researchographic material? Depending on your special interest, this could quite increase the attentiveness of your snake.

If I was to appear in your house suddenly wearing an asciiterror.png mask, just casually on your sofa, what would your reaction be and would there be any chance of leaving the property without being maimed.

I'd probably be pretty shocked at first, I mean, a random guy has appeared on my couch. After a few moment's concern, I'd probably confront you and ask who you are. I'd like to think it'd lead to a nice conversation, I'd probably even offer you tea.
There is a high chance you will leave the property without being maimed, provided you watched your manners.

Why is your beard so obnoxiously and unimposingly? attractive

I shower, I guess? To be honest, it's probably just the way my face generally is. I've got a really defined jaw line, and the facial hair seems to compliment it quite well.

So I was gone for a bit and when I returned, I saw that the Bluzone was down. Not trying to be like "wowe skurbu u shuhut dwon teh bluzn cigaretteget go die", but I want to know why the Bluzone was closed.

There was quite a lot going on in my personal life, things related to relationships and my own mental well-being and I didn't have time for Blockland anymore. It wasn't that it got too big for me, or that quality was degrading, it was that I was no longer around to spear-head or run the Bluzone. I believe that no-one else could have really run it like I did, and I chose not to hand it down. It's saddening that I closed it, yes, but the Bluzone really did have a good run and I learnt a lot from it.

do you love me and, if so, how much
You are a good friend I have met on the internet. Love is subjective, but I will say I'm very fond of your company and our conversations. I do, however, love the music you produce.

i have a serious question

what is there to do at 2 AM on the internet, besides fapping
I often find myself on the weird side of youtube, but really, that usually leads into fapping. There's always gaming, and joining foreign servers to insult Japanese people?

ARE YOU THIS :
Tourettes guy? Afraid not.

from what you've seen of me, how do you think I live my life?

don't joke pls, i want answer
I'm afraid I haven't seen very much, or anything, of you? But I can imagine you're pretty level-headed, still in school and sort take it easy, if not structured and organised.

Why are you so lovey?

This is a pretty tough question to answer, since perception on what is physically attractive is quite subjective and opinionated.

However, it's the beard. Definitely the beard.
next time you masturbate, can you think of me?
Oh, okay ;3
I'll find some rule 34 on tetris cubes.

Why did i always think you were IcyGamma? Unless you are...
Not sure, but a while ago people used to get IcyGamma and I mixed up. My username used to be IceBlue, and, well, it took off from there. We also did a lot of work together, and I was a member in one of his clans. My avatar was even like his, too.

Why doesn't my wife love me anymore?
I'm not sure, sir. Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

Why nu bluzone!!!!!OJoajklfnsa,f o.o

Tell me everything about puberty.

NAWO.
I'm sure Google would give you a much better answer than I could, but in short it's just your body developing and preparing for loveual intercourse/reproduction.

what have you done
this fad is no
:cookieMonster:
My monster, my marvelous monster~

Why am i a fail?

WHY!?!

Because you touch yourself at night.

Yea, why?
how come?

Killing time, so let me entertain you entertain me... or something like that

« Last Edit: November 05, 2012, 09:57:54 PM by Kniaz »



Why am i a fail?

WHY!?!

what have you done
this fad is no

Why nu bluzone!!!!!OJoajklfnsa,f o.o

Tell me everything about puberty.

NAWO.

Why doesn't my wife love me anymore?

Why did i always think you were IcyGamma? Unless you are...

next time you masturbate, can you think of me?

next time you masturbate, can you think of me?
Oh, okay ;3
I'll find some rule 34 on tetris cubes.

Why did i always think you were IcyGamma? Unless you are...
Not sure, but a while ago people used to get IcyGamma and I mixed up. My username used to be IceBlue, and, well, it took off from there. We also did a lot of work together, and I was a member in one of his clans. My avatar was even like his, too.

Why doesn't my wife love me anymore?
I'm not sure, sir. Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

Why nu bluzone!!!!!OJoajklfnsa,f o.o

Tell me everything about puberty.

NAWO.
I'm sure Google would give you a much better answer than I could, but in short it's just your body developing and preparing for loveual intercourse/reproduction.

what have you done
this fad is no
:cookieMonster:
My monster, my marvelous monster~

Why am i a fail?

WHY!?!

Because you touch yourself at night.

Yea, why?
how come?

Killing time, so let me entertain you entertain me... or something like that


from what you've seen of me, how do you think I live my life?

don't joke pls, i want answer

forget me hard kniaz pls i want ur dik so bad
So I was gone for a bit and when I returned, I saw that the Bluzone was down. Not trying to be like "wowe skurbu u shuhut dwon teh bluzn cigaretteget go die", but I want to know why the Bluzone was closed.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2012, 11:37:10 PM by Ragequit »


i have a serious question

what is there to do at 2 AM on the internet, besides fapping