The main problem with you, bubbagum, is that you can't handle the notion of not being under the spotlight even after you go on about how you "cant eat that because you're a vegan" or you "cut yourself waah waah". When it comes right down to it, not even your mindless drone knights can fix it, nor can they give you any meaningful friendship beyond you being a troubled, fragile kitten.
You're the problem, and nobody wants to deal with you as a problem. I don't care if it means I'm being a jerk, I say it like it is and if you can't handle that, tough luck missy.