How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb across the road.

[Trogtor]

Quick I need your answer.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb across the road.

my thery: 29

proff:

the fermula for chicken is 7. multiply that and add it by the fermuler for road wich equals 23. take that to the power of lightbulb and subtract that by egg.


which is 29

[Ad Bot]

[Sami2ss]

Q

[Katadeus]

Many.
Many lots.

[Mega-Bear]

hunka hunka 42

[T3HZ3N0N]

four, one to handle the air compressor, another to handle the canoe, and the last one to unscrew the cap on the jelly jar

[Trogtor]

scantific discevery added to ohpee

[Black and White]

Chicken= 5.25" aprox

Road= 8 1/2' - 32.50'

now that's a big difference in the road calculation so we'll do it this way

Road difference= 20

Road leeway= 4.25

4.25 - 4 = 0.25 x 20 = 5

the road has a 5% chance of not letting the chicken cross

chicken is 5.25

5.25 x 5 = 26.25

6 out of every 20 chickens must be sacrificed during a full or half moon for the others to make a successful crossing

month= 30 - 31

just throw the 6 chickens into the two variables of month and... Well here I'll show you

30 + 31 + 6 = 67 - 37 - 36

67 - 7 = 60 - 23 = 37 - 1 = 36

you now have the date the chickens must cross

January 23 2060

the fact that chickens have a low intelligence to body mass ratio doesn't help

but they may or may not evolve by .048 percent by then

I'll spare you the last few pages hold on...


1,339 average intelligence chickens are needed to screw in a lightbulb



Ohgod wait

what kind of lightbulb if it's more than 4 out of a possible of 10 in size

I don't even know what this could change

[Man 2]

Holy stuff
Now I know why the chicken crossed the road


To screw in a lightbulb
:O

[Robo]

Holy stuff
Now I know why the chicken crossed the road


To screw in a lightbulb
:O

Actually, the chicken joke is a metaphor (or something like that)

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" The chicken represents a person, the road represents life. so de-coded, the joke reads, "Why does one live?" and the answer is the meaning of the individual's existence.

Unless it's not, and I'm just looking into things way too deeply... Again...

[ThinkInvisible]

one

and a pressurized air cannon
and some string
and some damn precise math

[Kumquat]

Millions.

[SWAT One]

one

and a pressurized air cannon
and some string
and some damn precise math

'murica

[Proog]

You roostersucks aren't taking how many lanes are in the road into account.
Trust me I'm a whale biologist.

[Jubel]

none because its a mans job
get back in the kitchen troggy

[Black and White]

You roostersucks aren't taking how many lanes are in the road into account.
Trust me I'm a whale biologist.

Ohgod I didn't take cars per hour into account