Shapeman! update!

[Shell]

Yo ass can't do anythang you holla'd cuz you're too busy bein another guy.

[Ad Bot]

[pecon98]

Examine environment.

[Shell]

You're chillaxed of bein here all tha time. Yo ass can barely peep anythang without yo' glasses n' you don't give a forget bout grass, n' it soundz like you're struttin on grass.

[CharlesSpeaking]

grow glass eyes on your face

[grunterdb1951]

grow glass eyes on your face

Or develop alien fly eyes and awesome glasses.

[Shell]

That's ridiculous, muthaforgeta! You're not some sort of wizard, therefore you cannot use wizardry ta bust abhorrent eyes, n' yo' glasses aren't just goin ta fall up of tha sky.

[Christopher P.]

suddenly feel bump on your head

put on glasses to reveal a completely different environment than what you thought would be

[Shell]

Knew dat stuff. forgetin grass.

[termianallyCapricious]

Make a flute with the grass

[Shell]

It takes a while yo, but you manage ta cook up a gangbangin' flute.

Why tha hell would you make somethang dis useless, biatch? Yo ass should probably just bust it ta bonk gangstas on tha head.

Then again, you would need ta hold yo' glasses up in place ta peep what tha forget you're hitting, n' everyone knows weapons work mo' betta when you hold em wit two hands. Dogg these spectaclez suck ASS.

[CharlesSpeaking]

break spectacles

[Ragequit]

wonder why you're acting black

[Shell]

What tha hell happened?

[CharlesSpeaking]

bash head on the ground repeatedly

[SWAT One]

Attach spectacles to grass helmet.