Author Topic: My Brother is a tad bit annoying, and a snitch.  (Read 6577 times)

Here is a rant for my brother:

My brother is 10 years old. His name is Michael. He is short and overweight. I have nothing against someone who is fat, but he is one of those, "I am lazy, I don't have to do anything," fat people. So my mom goes with it. She tells me to do his jobs, because everytime he gets a job he holds on him stomach and cries, saying he has a stomach ache. I have to do his job, or I get grounded. Minutes later he is on the computer, playing Minecrap.

This is not the main issue:
Whenever he wants me to put a minecraft mod on for him, he forces me to do it by blackmailing me. The way he blackmails is by going to my mom and making up untrue stuff to get me grounded, and it works. So I am forced to do it for him. He thinks I am his slave, and I am not. He forces my family to do his stuff.

Okay, I work hard. My dad is the only one who assigns him work. I do my half, and the kid doesn't do his. Somehow, I'm the one my dad grounds, because my dad says, "It is your responsibility to tell him to do his work." I yell at the kid to clean, and he just sits there saying, "No!"

Please help me and my brother become better brothers.

record him

use his tactics against him

strike back with the manforce of a million suns

Slip some Cesium-137 into one of his drinks.

For 500 bucks I know someone who will make sure you will never have to see him again.

Cyanide
+
Hamburger



Do the math.

It's okay in a couple years you'll move out and he'll be a fat no lifer in the basement.

Change the minecraft name or put it in the recycle bin and dont clear it. And when your brother wants to play minecraft he'll be like: "WHERE IS MINECRAFT BROTHER!? TELL ME OR I'M TELLING". That fix your problem


Tell your brother he is fat and lazy and he'll get two cookies if he works.

Wow, i'm faced in a completely opposite situation with having a lazy (but skinny?) big brother who never cleans around the house and just spews crap everywhere and keeps scratching his balls openly and touching all of my stuff.

delete his minecraft world so he smashes the computer

or

uninstall all his drivers so he can't play and he gets bored and does stuff

Replace his Minecraft texture pack with one where the ores are replaced with ordinary stone textures.
Hilarity ensues.

Print screen his desktop then set it as his background. Then delete everything.

Print screen his desktop then set it as his background. Then delete everything.
omfg yes do this

Change the password to his pc :3

Find out what he is making up, then actually do it to him. He should learn quickly.

Print screen his desktop then set it as his background. Then delete everything.