
Dat cam out a mah tinky winky :c
Didn't really hurt, however if you want I can post a pic of the scars on my back from past surgeries.
In another story; catheter. Doctors gave me an extra large cause they thought I was a big enough young man or some stuff.
forget them. forget them all to hell. Now I have a very very very good idea as to what a period AND what birth feels like.
In another story; I was 6, believed in Peter pan more than I should've, sprinkled fairy dust on my super hot bod, jumped off the roof of my playhouse (10 ft up aprox). Luckily I'm as graceful as a cat, so after I realized halfway down "stuff this was a stupid idea", I angled forward and rolled. Except I hit my head on a brick.
Last worthy to some degree story I got; I ran under said playhouse with my head pressed against the wood, walked indoors, found blood and some off material in my hair, went to my dad, he stared at my head for a good 2 minutes, then told me I had a 3 inch long splinter going straight into my skin.