What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[GEN.Fire Bird]

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[Cybersix]

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So im in this attic-room where the room is only 4 feet tall with a girl, so I go down with the trap door and then suddenly im in this orange ye-olde-cartoon car with my dad and then I get out of the car where I am now in a pool with my assistant principal wearing a striped top hat line like cat in hat and then he starts yelling at me but i look at him blankly which then I punch him in the face and every cheers so i exit the pool when suddenly im jumping on people's flat roofs when i see the a red button saying do not press but I do press it and then the whole world becomes white and empty.
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[shyGriff]

that sounds like the best dream ever

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also,
Is it normal not to have a dream? (You go to sleep and then you wake up 9 hours later but you only closed your eyes for 6 seconds)

I also had this dream, I going to bed in my dream, I looked outside the window, and it was dark. I blink. I wake up in the exact same position looking at the window but it was 8:00 am instead of night.

[Wheatley]

also,
Is it normal not to have a dream? (You go to sleep and then you wake up 9 hours later but you only closed your eyes for 6 seconds)

You're having dreams; they are one of the stages of sleep. You just weren't conscious enough of the fact that you were dreaming, so you forget all the events of the dream before you wake up.

[Planr]

Once had a dream that I was flying on a gigantic super-airplane of sorts, that built itself while flying in the sky. Wewere over hawaii, and I was standing near a ledge when I tripped over a toolbox and fell off the plane to down below. I ACTUALLY FELT the fall, it felt so real. My heart was pounding and the wind was slamming against me so hard and I was in a total freefall, the earth pulling me down like a magnet. Then just as I hit the water, the dream ended.

I've had countless dreams involving my old crush Kelly. She just always shows up in the dream playing a role, be it villain or lover or even rogue. And those dreams almost always have heavy Kingdom Hearts influence...
Oh and this same kind of thing also happens too with Aelita from Code Lyoko, or this teen girl named Lily from an old thomas the tank engine movie I saw when I was a kid.... Thomas and the magic railroad I think.

I have also had some rather disturbing dreams myself... about committing incest with my sister. Oh gosh it's horrible when i think about it. In one dream I was coming out of the upstairs guest bathroom, and right out on the hallway floor is my sister, naked and beckoning me forward to finger her... in another dream she was giving me a lewinsky. good gosh it's awfully horrid when I think about it.

[Wheatley]

It quieted down and my vision came back and I was laying in-between my parents in their bed, but I had gone to bed in my own bed that night. I must have walked in my sleep which I have done before. Once, my parents told me I walked in my sleep downstairs, into the kitchen, and took the trash can out from under the sink.

I used to walk in my sleep, sometime before the age of 9 or so. Once I was sick and I vomited on the stairs, leaving a sort of a pile. I don't wear socks when I sleep so my way down the stairs the next morning wasn't pleasant.
Also apparently once I tried using the toilet (standing up) while sleepwalking, but my mind got my sense of cardinal directions backwards...

[shyGriff]

one time i was sick and sleeping in the livingroom and there was a whatever you call that standy thingy you put songbooks on when youre playing a flute or guitar or w evs and i was sleepwalking and ran into it
stupid standy thing

[Planr]

I used to walk in my sleep, sometime before the age of 9 or so. Once I was sick and I vomited on the stairs, leaving a sort of a pile. I don't wear socks when I sleep so my way down the stairs the next morning wasn't pleasant.
Also apparently once I tried using the toilet (standing up) while sleepwalking, but my mind got my sense of cardinal directions backwards...

Once I defecated out of my mouth or so it seemed. I woke up in the middle of the night feeling real sick; I got out of bed but couldn't make it to the sink or toilet in time, and I started throwing up what looked and felt like poop...

[fawkes..]

If nightmares count as dreams, my weirdest dream has to be this nightmare i used to have all the time as a kid.

The world was a white background, and there where black dots everywhere, huge ones and small ones, i always dreamed i was the smallest dot and all the other dots used to bump into me, then the biggest dot would scream and my favourite toy would be there, ripped in half. Then i woke up crying.

I had that dream from the age of 4-6. Two years of it. Pretty much every night.

[FrozenCitruS]

A few days ago I had a dream I was a trap, and I was fighting terrorists in a subway in some city.