Author Topic: If life had no fall damage  (Read 983 times)

There would only be elevators to go up.
Using them to go down is pointless.

Instead of walking down stairs I would just fall down them or just down the stairway

Well i've got a phobia of lifts, so i'd be able to get down from big buildings really easy.

Jump off Burj Khalifa in Dubai .



I would jump from every damn tree I could


like 99% less people would have died in 9/11

I would turn a particle accelerator into an amusement park ride

There would only be elevators to go up.
Using them to go down is pointless.
Uh, if they only go up then how do you get on them after they have been used once?

Uh, if they only go up then how do you get on them after they have been used once?
By.... Wtf... You're right.

screw elevators just use vacuum tubes

Don't you die before you reach the ground since your parasympathetic system shuts your body down?

Or you'll just start burning up if you try to fall from the atmosphere.

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forget walking
There are spikes at the bottom of that square hole.

I would no longer have to walk down stairs.
But I would spill my drink :(

you'd probably die from shock before you landed if you jumped off something tall like a 7 story building.