Alright, fine. I guess we can first examine the somewhat-emphasizing oven.

Ah yes, you love your
Neuro-Oven 900^5. Your mom bought it for you for your birthday. It has all the features of a regular oven. Plus:

It has a built-in butt warmer! Most people think it's weird but you adore it.
Now missy, we have much to do. But what is your name first.
..
Oooh ooh! Let me take a knack at it!

What? It was a joke. I'm sorry, jeez.
Alright, here's your real name.

Alright, so now that we know your name, what do you want to go do? You still remember that you heard something outside woke you up.