Relationship Advice Megathread

[Cucumber!]

i want to cum inside a girl.
how do?

Spot a pretty girl down the street.

Chloroform her when she's not looking; DO NOT RAPE HER

Make your basement really stuffty and look like it hasn't been used in years, and make sure that chloroform is was strong.

After your girl wakes up, confused, tell her that the apocalypse is happening and hell is breaking loose, luckily you saved her last minute. Talk to her, feed her some crap food until she's half-delusional. Tell her we have to continue the human race.

Mission Accomplished.

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[Trinick]

^ Sounds like your plan for BubbaGum.

[YourBuddyBill]

^ Sounds like your plan for BubbaGum.

Ok, that was kind of uncalled for. Granted, he was derailing the topic by not taking things seriously (as was Snow), but I personally dislike statements of that nature. Not that I can do a damn thing about it; that's why I just talk a lot as a response.

[Trinick]

It was a joke lmao it wasn't meant to be offensive

[YourBuddyBill]

It was a joke lmao it wasn't meant to be offensive

Oh, woops, I can't tell online. I have trouble telling when someone's joking unless I know them pretty well.

[fred da kiko]

my girlfriend wants to touch my  butt, how do i tell her that i don't want her whore hands on my gluteus.

[Joffrey]

my girlfriend wants to touch my  butt, how do i tell her that i don't want her whore hands on my gluteus.

This is not very serious. If it is, then you need grammer school.

People should take this more seriously.


My Situation:

Ever since second grade, there was this girl who had an apparent crush on me. I have no idea on the size, but she did. I left that school to be home-schooled after 5th grade. Now, the day after I create my Facebook account, she sends ME a friend request. I accept. I would like to post on her page, but am paralyzed to do so because I feel like it will be stupid, even though that's not my intention. What to do?

[YourBuddyBill]

People should take this more seriously.

This so much.

[fred da kiko]

This is not very serious. If it is, then you need grammer school.

People should take this more seriously.

ur just jelous because nobody wants to touch ur butt.

[Cucumber!]

^ Sounds like your plan for BubbaGum.

Damn I'd have to find a pretty long street  

People should take this more seriously.

Considering half of us are adolescents and even kids, it's kind of hard to take it seriously.

[Joffrey]

ur just jelous because nobody wants to touch ur butt.

Erm. The relationship would have had to progressed FAR before we would do stuff like that. Even then I'd feel uncomfortable.

Also, I posted my situation above, Jeep.

[Trinick]

Send her a facebook message detailing exactly as follows:

"Hey girl, you still down to forget? It's been a long time and I'd like to 'get to know you' again."

[fred da kiko]

Erm. The relationship would have had to progressed FAR before we would do stuff like that. Even then I'd feel uncomfortable.

Also, I posted my situation above, Jeep.

u must not wana touch butts cus ur gey.

[Joffrey]

u must not wana touch butts cus ur gey.

This really isn't going anywhere, is it?

Send her a facebook message detailing exactly as follows:

"Hey girl, you still down to forget? It's been a long time and I'd like to 'get to know you' again."

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[fred da kiko]

This really isn't going anywhere, is it?

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well we kno ur gey an u need a big strong blak man 2 satsfy u insted of pinky little whit girl.