Relationship Advice Megathread

[Cucumber!]

This really isn't going anywhere, is it?

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If you can't get past the simple task of posting on her wall, then don't even try to go for her. If you can't say "Oh my gosh hi! It's been so long since we've talked!"...I mean come on the least you can do is that.

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[RedGajin]

i want to cum inside a girl.
how do?

oh god lol this reminded me that like at the beginning of the shool year i went to a party that a girl was at that i was getting to know and like about 2 hours in we go outback to this like closed off garden area (the guy was rich) and we started going at it. so before i stick it in i ask if she's on the pill and she's just like "yeah" so then we go at it. and then after a while of some craycray and very nice banging, im all like "babe im about to go" and she's like "ok". so like JUST as im about to cum she like SCREAMS "WAIT WAIT IM NOT ON THE PILL DON'T CUM INSIDE" and i like freak out and whip my richard out of there faster then a white man out of detroit and end up blowing my load all over her back.

bitch was wack and dumped her about 2 days after but we're still friends. i guess some of the people heard her scream so now thats a running joke, pretty lol.

[Cucumber!]

And you're 14? Good god what has this world come to?

[fred da kiko]

And you're 14? Good god what has this world come to?

he's just trying to grow his e-peen

[K9 Kid]

And you're 14? Good god what has this world come to?

Woman are love objects and snakees are used for pleasure tools instead of children makers. :/

[Dezcaban]

hi guys i'd just like to say im different
thanks

whip my richard out of there faster then a white man out of detroit

holy stuff my sides

[YourBuddyBill]

hi guys i'd just like to say im different
thanks
holy stuff my sides

This all the way. Both that I'm different, and I need new sides.

[Bopizku]

LIKE OMG SERIOUSLY? HELP ME BITCH!

ok so there is this hoe up in mah school. every morning dat bitch up in my face wit her posse like YO YOU forgetED MY BF! so im like DAYUM brother imma punch dat bitch in da face and dem bitch ass teachahs be up in der like STOP DRAMA-NING so i get stressed about stuff so in class i be sitting der next to dis hoe dat hoe be acting all like a hoe and stealing my pencil. So i be all like AW HEELLL NAW! so i tell da pale ass teacha and i be like YO DIS BITCH STEALING MY PENCIL and all dem brothers like OMG SHE CUSSED like dey never heard a cuss before and i get and detention and be sent to da office. den i get suspended atleast i dont deal wit dat hoe. NAW WHAT I MEAN!

help me wit dat stuff nigguh

[tkepahama]

LIKE OMG SERIOUSLY? HELP ME BITCH!

ok so there is this hoe up in mah school. every morning dat bitch up in my face wit her posse like YO YOU forgetED MY BF! so im like DAYUM brother imma punch dat bitch in da face and dem bitch ass teachahs be up in der like STOP DRAMA-NING so i get stressed about stuff so in class i be sitting der next to dis hoe dat hoe be acting all like a hoe and stealing my pencil. So i be all like AW HEELLL NAW! so i tell da pale ass teacha and i be like YO DIS BITCH STEALING MY PENCIL and all dem brothers like OMG SHE CUSSED like dey never heard a cuss before and i get and detention and be sent to da office. den i get suspended atleast i dont deal wit dat hoe. NAW WHAT I MEAN!

help me wit dat stuff nigguh

what the forget did I just read

[YourBuddyBill]

what the forget did I just read

Someone who didn't take this thread seriously.

[Electrk²]

what is the best site to get a mail-order bride

[Wynd_Fox]

More non-romantic relationship help needed. This time it's friends, not family, though. So I have a "friend," except that I don't actually like him at all. I'm nice to him and pretend to like him, because everyone else is super mean or just ignore him, and I know what that's like so I feel bad for him, but pretending is hard. So I think my only real course of action is to continue the charade, but that's...unpleasant.

[RedGajin]

More non-romantic relationship help needed. This time it's friends, not family, though. So I have a "friend," except that I don't actually like him at all. I'm nice to him and pretend to like him, because everyone else is super mean or just ignore him, and I know what that's like so I feel bad for him, but pretending is hard. So I think my only real course of action is to continue the charade, but that's...unpleasant.

i think its healthy to maintain some sort of relationship with as many people as possible, i try to be cool with most everyone at my school, there are only a few people where we dont like each other. ive brought those kind of outsider kids into groups too, i would suggest trying that with your friend. i mean unless this kid is like really a richard to everyone (in which case idk why you hang out with him), it seems like the best idea. just talk to your other friends about him, bring him up, if they are dissing him just be all "aw cmon he's not that bad" and bring him with you when you go and talk to other people.

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need help jamming poonis into vagoo

[RagnaTheBroedge]

gaijin's kind of a huge tryhard, feel free to disregard everything he says for your own benefit