Stupid Limericks

[Mordius]

There once was a blockhead
Who was really slow and fat
He loved to eat lead
And wear an ugly dress hat

Post stuffty limericks here!

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

That's not a Limerick. (So I suppose it is stuffty)

The rhyming scheme has to go AABBA.


There once was a blockhead from China
Who went for a cruise on a liner
She slipped on the deck
And twisted her neck
And now she can build right behind her.

[Mordius]

lol good one

i thought it was ABAB?

[fred da kiko]

Once I met a frog
Who thought he was a hog
He tried to have love
With a t-Rex
And now he's dead as a log

[Muzzles56]

[sir dooble]

I've always known them to be AABBA. I don't think ABAB has it's own name. It's still a rhyme though, obviously.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29


There once was a game called Blockland
Which tallied members of more than 4 grand
But Greenlight did come
Now more members than just some
And the elders buried heads in the sand

(Now that was stuffty. :s)

[Cool Boi]

I really liked my game boy,
It surely will be missed.
I cannot play it anymore,
Bart get out I'm piss.

[CharlesSpeaking]

I really liked my game boy,
It surely will be missed.
I cannot play it anymore,
Bart get out I'm piss.

>:(

[Kyro]

There once was a game named Blockland
And along came a game named Roblox
They had a big fight,
No one was right,
And we should all just shut the forget up.

[Slate521]

There was an old man from Peru,
whose limerick stopped at line two.

[carolcat]

there once was a cow
who had a ruffled brow
he cried "moo!"
as he saw a pig who flew
the lucky one of few


there once was a sheepity
who went leapity-leapity
the time was quite dire
and he lept in a fire
as he cried, "meepity-meepity"