Author Topic: I got a new Job  (Read 1640 times)

I'm a self certified certifyer





he pays himself $500 an hour

damn son

buy a car with all dat MUHNEY

Yknow
If you became scuba instructor certified
Which IS expensive
You literally get Paid to be an starfish, make a stuff ton of money, can dive almost anywhere, and if you take a few years of recruit training with police, local sheriffs always have a dive team.

That, and telling people your a certified diver = big points, take it from me.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2012, 10:39:51 PM by AdinX »


Certify my toothbrush

Certified Disgusting



Front makes me giggle

smells like dog breath

I certify you as a certifyer, therefore you are now a certifyer certified by a self certified certifyer

I certify you as a certifyer, therefore you are now a certifyer certified by a self certified certifyer
I hereby certify you as no longer a certifier

I hereby certify you as no longer a certifier

you failed to stamp it. You are Fired