Author Topic: do you have a criminal record  (Read 1643 times)


I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

Dude, have you ever seen a Disney movie?

It's 7!

they must've had a lot of babies then.

I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

the dangers of furrydom!!!



I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog
wouldn't be surprised.


I ripped the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off my mattress.

Nope

cause the police force loves me for some reason

brother fuc da polic ice cube is mah gangsta homie brother I kill crips erryday westside connection brother Compton mothafcka

brother fuc da polic ice cube is mah gangsta homie brother I kill crips erryday westside connection brother Compton mothafcka

smoke weed erryday 420 #swag #420 #weed #2chainz

I didn't choose the nerd life.
The nerd life chose me.

I ripped the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off my mattress.

Woah guys we got a badass over here

I was arrested for Flash Mob because I was a heart breaker. They pinned me for arson because I was too hot. They said I was a cannibal because I kept eating girls. They caught me when I was stealing all the ladies.

Now I'm on the straight and narrow, but I'm still sane because I'm Smokin'. 

i've been close to being caught for graffiti but thats about it.