do you have a criminal record

[TheKhoz]

6?

Dude, have you ever seen a Disney movie?

It's 7!

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[Frontrox]

I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

[Electrk²]

Dude, have you ever seen a Disney movie?

It's 7!

they must've had a lot of babies then.

I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

the dangers of furrydom!!!

[hodototman]

I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

hote

[Plexious]

I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

[Tango]

I got caught having loveual intercourse with a stray dog

wouldn't be surprised.

[Frontrox]

wouldn't be surprised.

That's what my dad said

[Freek]

I ripped the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off my mattress.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Nope

cause the police force loves me for some reason

[Cnaibedoge]

brother fuc da polic ice cube is mah gangsta homie brother I kill crips erryday westside connection brother Compton mothafcka

[hodototman]

brother fuc da polic ice cube is mah gangsta homie brother I kill crips erryday westside connection brother Compton mothafcka

smoke weed erryday 420 #swag #420 #weed #2chainz

[HellHound]

I didn't choose the nerd life.
The nerd life chose me.

[brian498]

I ripped the "DO NOT REMOVE" tag off my mattress.

Woah guys we got a badass over here

[fred da kiko]

I was arrested for Flash Mob because I was a heart breaker. They pinned me for arson because I was too hot. They said I was a cannibal because I kept eating girls. They caught me when I was stealing all the ladies.

Now I'm on the straight and narrow, but I'm still sane because I'm Smokin'. 

[Skateaton]

i've been close to being caught for graffiti but thats about it.