Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.

[SWAT One]

I love this forum.  Seriously, my parents talk about sitcoms, and we'll be talking about spongebob lol.

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[Blocklandian¹]

i made an entire OS

with a calculator

Considering a calculator could technically be considered a technological device

[Jubel]

I cut off my sisters snake

without any milk~

[Ceist]

my eyes are quasars and my starfish is a black hole. my snake is the speed of light and arms and legs are diamond amd my brain is as powerful as the universe. take that, superman.

[Kumquat]

[Jubel]

my eyes are quasars and my starfish is a black hole. my snake is the speed of light and arms and legs are diamond amd my brain is as powerful as the universe. take that, superman.

so your snake is the speed of light

no wonder its so difficult to see

[Cybersix]

Milk.

[fred da kiko]

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?

 I'M SO TOUGH I HAVE BROUGHT DOWN RHE WRATH OF THE UNDERWORLD UPON RHE MORTALS. THE SKIES WILL GO DARK FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. THE RIVERS WI RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELEIVERS, THE LAKES WILL BE SALTED WITH THE TEARS OF VIRGINS, AND THE OCEANS WILL BE SOAKED UP WITH THE SANDS OF TIME.  THE GROUND WILL CRACK,  THE AIR WILL BURN, AND THE LIVING WILL SUFFER WITH THE DEAD. ALL THIS TORTURE ACHEIVED WITHOUT THE FAINTEST TRACE OF MILK.

dominus satanam nascetur triumphali et omnium virorum fortium cadet. tenebrae Domino laudate, quia non est lac.

[AQuietBadger]

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

[MrMcCakey]

how tough am i?

i asked the teacher "can i go pee" instead of "can i go to the bathroom"

[Clone v.117]

I'm so tough I typed this all out with the controller on my xbox.

[Electrk²]

[MrMcCakey]

i'm so tough i started running in flip flops instead of my tennis shoes

[Harm94]

*opens the door to the salty spitoon*
Felicitations, malefactors I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me?

[T3HZ3N0N]

im so tough i beat usain bolt in a race

with crutches