Author Topic: I loving hate my history teacher.  (Read 6833 times)

The Boston Massacre.
Before the revolutionary war a group of American settlers formed a group and began to go against the British soldiers who are also known as "Red Coats" and began throwing snowballs with rocks or ice in the middle and kept insulting them. After a while of this the British soldiers began to get irritated and ended up hitting one of the American colonist with the butt of his rifle. A fight broke and and they opened fire, about 4 or 5 colonist were killed in the "Massacre"


Hey look there is 90 words and I only took like 2 minutes to write that off the top if my head.

sounds like school. wait until you're in college. you have a week to write a 1,000 word essay. final draft submitted by 11:59:59 on saturday (if it's assigned on a monday, that is)
sorry wat
i'm sorry if i'm kinda bitter about this but i had to do 1500 words in 5 days (~1:40 monday --> 2:59:59 friday) in middle school.. every other week in geography class (basically history)

anyways yeah i hate history teachers, basically the reason i'm doubling in history. generally my history teachers are complete bitches and i've only had one that i legitimately enjoyed being taught by.

also OP, in 8th grade we had 8 english projects going on at once. i know that feel.

edit: oh yeah and that 7 page history paper last year.. forget that stuff... she gave us the most limiting topic, got pissed off when we rambled, and expected us to write 7+ pages. she was the worst teacher i've ever had.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2012, 08:17:27 PM by Placid »

I heard you have to write a hundred fifty word essay on the Boston Massacre. Well my friend, I’m here to tell you something extremely interesting: enjoy your life now because it only gets worse. Here I am in college and I have to write five page research papers every few weeks. On top of that I have to do two paintings of varying size (usually between ten and twenty inches square) every single week. I wish my teachers would assign us a hundred fifty words. Anyway, enjoy grade school while you can. It’s easy, simple, open and fun as long as you don’t act like an idiot and get on all the teachers’ nerves. College isn’t what everyone thinks it is. It’s not all beer and love and loud music. It’s a ton of extensive work that, in the end, is going to determine your entire future. So yeah.

The paragraph above is 150 words. Done in two minutes. It's not all that hard when you just get to work.

Last year I had to write many essays, each around 2 pages each.

I had a substitute in my German class.

She literally wrote up a cross-eyed kid for looking on someone else's paper.  I was trying really hard not to laugh.

I think I stopped getting away with that in like 5th grade :c

Yeah my teachers make us write in 12 pt font, and email the paper
So that they can see if you actually used it.

Yeah my teachers make us write in 12 pt font, and email the paper
So that they can see if you actually used it.
Ours made us bring our laptops to her so she can make sure that every setting is right.
Double/single spacing and all. If one thing is out of place it is fixed but if fixing it shortens you about a paragraph have fun writing more.

Double spacing looks like bad to me.
Double spacing is for the broken-eyed teachers who can't follow lines on a tight piece of paper.

>150 word essay
I--
How do you bitch about a 150 word essay?  Holy stuff, you would've been done if you hadn't taken the time to complain about it on the forum.

You're a new level of incompetent, Elecro.

Double spacing is for the broken-eyed teachers who can't follow lines on a tight piece of paper.
or for teachers who have large handwriting and whose handwriting would make the paper unreadable if they were forced to write in that small of a space

sounds like school. wait until you're in college. you have a week to write a 1,000 word essay. final draft submitted by 11:59:59 on saturday (if it's assigned on a monday, that is)
3-page, 69 line minimum :(

Monday, she assigned us to make a newspaper article about the Boston Massacre with a colorful picture. Then today, she told us to write a 150 word essay about the Boston Massacre. I had to say something, so I came up to her desk and told her we just got a project on Monday. She then started bitching at me and calling me "irresponsible" for unknown reasons. Any of you guys have teachers like this?
Holy stuff are you kidding that's like the easiest stuff.  I mean yeah maybe if it's your first year doing US History maybe it's a bit tough since you know nothing immediately off the top of your head like I do but for forgets sake 150 words is like easy stuff.

If you want me to write a high school level essay for you, buy me Tropico 4 + Modern Times on Steam.

op is really lazy
"this loving teacher gave me a 150 word essay that can be completed in 10 minutes fml"
in the time you've spent bitching about it you probably gotten it done

I wrote a 3,500 word, 5 page story for Language Arts the other day. The teacher looked at me as if I was insane when she grabbed it from my desk.

op is really lazy
"this loving teacher gave me a 150 word essay that can be completed in 10 minutes fml"
in the time you've spent bitching about it you probably gotten it done

10 minutes is a stretch.  Maybe 10 if you're very knowledgeable on the subject.