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chat of the day

yes please
24 (75%)
no
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 79164 times)

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: What is the music of life?
Stranger: huh
Stranger: age?
You: Below jailbate.
You: That's all I'll say on the matter.
You: Now wanna hear a story?
Stranger: wait ok
You: This one time I had this stick of margarine, a chihuahua, and some spare time...
You: I lulled the chihuaha to sleep.
You: Shaved it.
Stranger: lol
You: Greased it up.
You: Got some other stuff.
You: Made a cajun batter.
Stranger: yeah
You: Greased up the chihuahua.
Stranger: wht ur nme?
You: John Carter
Stranger: age?
You: 17
You: Battered the chihuahua.
Stranger: male?
You: Dipped it in a frier.(Alive.)
You: And ate it.
You: Jesus bro.
You: I try to tell a story.
Stranger: u want to cook huh?
You: And you interrupt me?
You: And yes male.
You: Not here for homo intercourse.
Stranger disconnected.





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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: Name
You: >.>
Stranger: hah
Stranger: >.<
You: My name is Stranger
You: Yours?
You: c;
Stranger: :p
Stranger: mines edward
You: Hello [Redacated]
You: Nice toooo meet you
Stranger: wut
You: ;C
You: Got a sweet game for you to try out
Stranger: alright, bring it
You: Blockland.us
Stranger: ah another commercial
You: Nu
You: It's just a game I play
You: It really needs help to get Greenlit
You: (Steam)
Stranger: ah
Stranger: looks like that block game
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ahh yeah, minecraft
You: Though, it isn't comparble to it.
Stranger: your nr.1 nemesis
You: Because blockland was released 5 years before Minecraft
Stranger: oh snap
You: :)
You: Infact, you can make minecraft in blockland if you put time into it
You: :)
Stranger: Sorry, I am really tired, but I will check it out tomorrow, the best of luck, yours truly

Stranger: balls 2 the walls brother
You: h
You: blf/
You: blf?
Stranger: yeeep

go away doger i hate you

You: cats
Stranger: what?
You: what is this i dont even
Stranger disconnected.


We've touched each others very souls.

which one of you homos asked to see my richard


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Stranger: muzles
Stranger: niga u gay
You: yes
You: no
Stranger: ya
You: IS THIS ORION AGAIN
Stranger: no
Stranger: onion isnt me
Stranger: sry
You: finally
Stranger: if u see onion
Stranger: tell him
Stranger: hes an onion
Orion, youre an onion
THIS SAME friend IS STEALING MY THINGIE WITH THE NAVY SEALS COPYPASTA
« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 07:03:13 PM by Muzzles56 »

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: maleeee?
You: No, but I do enjoy carroting cats and spanking toddlers.
Stranger: OMG ME 2!!1!!
You: Are you from a forum about legos?
You: By any chance?
Stranger: AND PUTTING BABIES IN A BLENDERS?
You: No, what the forget.
Stranger: EHMERGAWD
You: Not babies.
You: Fetuses
Stranger: THEN USING CHIPS TO GET THEM OUTT
You: No, using my richard to wrap it around them and then lift them out.
You: Dumbass
You: Learn your fact.
You: You should know this,
Stranger: WHAT
You: I'm Jesus Christ
Stranger: IF
Stranger: ITS
Stranger: THE
Stranger: AERICANS
Stranger: NOT THE AMERICANS
You: The African Americans?
You: Then it'll be easier.
You: Cause they've got godzilla richards
Stranger: NO THEY CAN HIDE
Stranger: AT NIGHT
You: NO
Stranger: AND SUCH
You: THEY HAVE GOD ZILLA loving richardS
You: LEARN YOUR FACTS
You: YOU COMMY
Stranger: NU UH
Stranger: IM NOT RUSSIAN
You: Do you like pugs?
Stranger: ONLY ON MONDAYS
You: COMMUNIST
You: loving COMMUINST
You: KJHAWF
You: COMUNISET
Stranger: I VOTED FOR MIT
You: YOUR A COMIST
You: NO, YOUR A COMMY
Stranger: YOU COULDENT JUST LET IT GO COULD YOU?!?! *loads gun*
You: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT *Charge Spirit Bomb*
Stranger: WE MEET AGAIN LORD brown town FART
You: Dude.
You: My names Jim.
You: You ass.
You disconnected.

This was a interesting conversation.

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: if u see
Stranger: muzles
Stranger: tel him
Stranger: i stole
Stranger: his thing
Stranger: ok thx.
You: WILL DO
You: JELLYFISH
You: AWAY!
You disconnected.

You: are you the forgeter from space
Stranger: no...
You: yes
Stranger: Are you?
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Mu zzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzz les56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzle s56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles5 6Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56M uzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muz zles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzl es56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles 56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56 Muzzles56Muzzles56
Stranger disconnected.

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You: balls 2 the walls brother
Stranger: asl blocklander friend
You: oh okay
Stranger: A
You: 1232
Stranger: S
Stranger: L
You: and
You: both
You: and
You: your starfish
You: ASL
Stranger: forget YOU WALK2222
You: wanna forget
Stranger: who are you
You: walk
Stranger: muzzles?
You: good guess
Stranger: xbox360fan?
You: I said walk
Stranger: forget you
Stranger: i'm out
Stranger disconnected.

stuff

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: Hello
Stranger: Belloo~
You: Hey
You: I have a game that you might like
Stranger: Blockland
You: wtf
Stranger: Did I guess right
You: YUS
You: *Gugs*
You: tId?
You: Id?
Stranger: Balls on the wall and all that
Stranger: what does ld mean
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ID
Stranger: I'm Big Brother
You: lol
You: Swat 3
You: Nice to see a fellow Blocklander
Stranger: We have loving invaded this website
You: LOL
You: Okay, post on the topic
Stranger: Swear to god like 2/7ths of people I talk to are Blocklanders
Stranger: i cba to post
Stranger: im gonna keep finding more people
Stranger: I'm keeping a tally chart
You: lol
You: This is nice
You: So how's the weather?
Stranger: Wish we could get group random chats
Stranger: Imagine if 4 blocklanders got put together
Stranger: Anarchyyy
Stranger: Weather is terrible because I live in England
You: Weather is night and cold because I live on the East coast

how are you guys finding each other

how are you guys finding each other
theres a lot less people on this than on omegle