Author Topic: I have a friends number and he doesn't know it's me, what should I do?  (Read 783 times)

He is aware of internet culture.

Call him and pretend that he's a love help line

He is aware of internet culture.
"Thank you for subscribing to Cat Facts Daily!  Today's Cat Fact of the Day: ..." etc.



Say, "Hello, this is Mulch."
Wait, are you Mr. Mulch? Because just yesterday I was missing that guy. If you are, I'm going to feel really stupid for not making the connection sooner. :I