Author Topic: Someone left a toilet on our doorstep last night.  (Read 1037 times)





Oh god I literally lol'd when I read this. Back on topic, take a stuff in it then put it on the side of the road for the garbage truck.

Put googly eyes on it and pretend it is a person

It WAS somebody else's. Now it's yours.

I have an idea of who did it, should I put it in their yard?

Launch it at their house with a catapult

No, it's your toilet now. If they gave it away what makes you think they want it back?

Put it on THEIR doorstep
After filling it

Install it in your bedroom so you will never have to leave your room ever again.

Where in god's name would I get a catapult?

destroy it and video tape it