Someone left a toilet on our doorstep last night.

[¥ola]

Sell toilet on Ebay for profit

[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Take the toilet.
They dont want it anymore.
Think of it as a baby, they didn't want the baby so they gave it to you.
but you stuff in it.

[DaSord213]

Tie it into your water/sewage line and intall it outside. Have a random working toilet in the center of your yard. Make sure you move some poision ivy plants (roots and all) over there so if someone actually DECIDES to use it for a dump their only option is to wipe with poison ivy.

[Wheatley]

Put it on THEIR doorstep
After filling it

with semen

call the cops saying there is a suspicious toilet standing at your door holding a gun

[YayFun]

Flush it.

[Mr Man]

Take a crap in it and then put it back in their yard.

[Wynd_Fox]

Write them a thank you note.

[Brickman]

As payback you should suck his richard.

[BlockoCrafter]

Install it in your bedroom so you will never have to leave your room ever again.

This, best chair when on the computer.

[SeventhSandwich]

Tie it into your water/sewage line and intall it outside. Have a random working toilet in the center of your yard. Make sure you move some poision ivy plants (roots and all) over there so if someone actually DECIDES to use it for a dump their only option is to wipe with poison ivy.

That would be a terrible idea.

It would be like having a great big sign asking homeless people to stuff in your yard.

[blazerblock2]

It has a smiley face on the seat

[yuhwryu]

Replace the top of your chimney