Alyx Vance and his alcoholism.

[Visage]

Try any calculator you like buddy.
here's another

You're missing the point entirely.

[Ad Bot]

[¥ola]

You're missing the point entirely.

What, that every BAC calculator on the internet is lying, or that having a .40 BAC is going to induce a coma?
Well both of those are true!

Let me explain this to you, you blood alcohol content is the percentage of your blood that is filled with alcohol, at a level 1 flat you would instantaniously die of alcohol poisoning and many other things, and half that you would still probably die if not be in a coma for the next 6 months while your body recovers, he was only .10 away from that at 16 years old.
In reality he would be dead from alcohol poisoning, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying he might just have been in a coma.
He's lying.

[Alyx Vance]

Guys, I'll need your help to stop being a drinker. On weekends I need one of you guys who are on my steam to take and try to keep me occupied so I don't start that night. If I can do that for a awhile than I should be fine.

[Buu]

Stop attention whoring alyx

[¥ola]

Guys, I'll need your help to stop being a drinker. On weekends I need one of you guys who are on my steam to take and try to keep me occupied so I don't start that night. If I can do that for a awhile than I should be fine.

You are not a drinker, lol.

Guys, I'll need your help to stop being a drinker. On weekends I need one of you guys who are on my steam to take and try to keep me occupied so I don't start that night. If I can do that for a awhile than I should be fine.

Also taken from here

BAC .30 percent
You’re probably in a stupor. You have little comprehension of where you are or what’s really going on around you. You may suddenly pass out and be difficult to awaken.
BAC .35 percent
This blood alcohol concentration is similar to the physical effects of surgical anesthesia. You may stop breathing.
BAC .40 percent to .50 percent
You are probably in a coma. The nerve centers controlling your heartbeat and respiration are slowing down, and it’s a miracle if you survive.

[Jaxx]

Guys, I'll need your help to stop being a drinker. On weekends I need one of you guys who are on my steam to take and try to keep me occupied so I don't start that night. If I can do that for a awhile than I should be fine.

whaaattt getting help wwhhaattt
actually, given your current area, this is probably the best decision you could've made.

[Alyx Vance]

I don't want to relive last night and this morning, I felt like stuff.

[¥ola]

Alright, since too many of you can't believe anything proven to you, here it goes.

This is my full diagnoses of Alyx's problems.



Let's start off by stating the whole ground standing.
The Average weight of a United States resident of 16 years of age is 132 pounds.
Kentucky Gentleman is a hard liqour, bourbon whiskey to be exact, manufactured in 750 ml bottles, 1l bottles, and 1.5l bottles.  It is 80 proof whiskey, at a 40% alcohol level.

Given all this, if Alyx consumed the entire bottle in 5 hours he would have a blood alcohol content of ~.40
Alright then, save that for later.

Now let's change this around, say he only consumes half of this bottle, he would be at .16 BAC, still pretty bad considering the legal limit is .08

Let's continue!

At anything above .08 you are legally intoxicated, meaning you are to the state, 'drunk'.  I'm not sure how many of you have experienced being drunk, but operating an online forum is basically impossible.
While being drunk, typing the sentence "I hate my mom" is about equally challenging as "Ihaet m y am", so his whole 'drunken' typing stuff is a lie.

Let's continue further shall we?

At a level .40 BAC the chances he would have survived it at 16 years of age is about .1%.  Even supposing he did, he would be in an alcohol induced coma for days, if not weeks.
Let's just say for the hell of it, he didn't die and it had not effect on him, which keep in mind is an impossible scenario.

Each bottle of Kentucky Gentlemen retails at $14.99, now tell me how Alyx's apparent 'poverty strucken' self can afford to support this habit, and how would he acquire the whiskey anyways?
Also, in the video he posted, did you ever once see him sip from a bottle of whiskey? Nope. He drank from a sorts of soda can.


After all of that, anyone who believes this utter bullstuff needs to open their eyes.  Alyx is lying, he isn't an alcoholic, he's an attention seeking 16 year old with little social skills so he attempts to make himself look like a drug-strucken kid who just needs the love and compassion of the world to fix himself.


To anyone wondering why I'm so present in this is, there are people in this world who do actually need our caring an compassion, Alyx isn't one of those people.

Citations:
Drunk Simulation - This one isn't that good, but I couldn't find a better one
My post about the dangers of a high BAC
Original 'proof' post
Post about alcoholism not being genetic

[T3HZ3N0N]

stop doing stupid stuff and people wont hate you!!

[KoopaScooper]

ogm gUts i dnark al tish alclohal last nite so WATSETD

[Frontrox]

Finally!

I've been waiting forever for you to get drunk

[¥ola]

Alyx you're not understanding me.

A .75+ BAC would kill a 50 year old Russian who drinks hard liquor on a daily basis.
A .40 would most likely kill you.

[dotdotsquare]

Pretending to be drunk to get attention online is pathetic.

[Dezcaban]

he looks a little

grassy

[Darkness ZXW]

alyx looks like he does meth