yo mama jokes megathread

[lolz??]

Yo moma so crazy suicidal and lacking of the will to live, she went to a family rp!

fixed

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[Isjix]

yo momma so old when she breast feeds she puts out powdered milk

[The Corporation]

Yo mamma so flat, she made contra look fat.

[Momentum]

up mama so poor she have unemployment benefits!

ohhhh!

[Kochieboy]

Yo momma soo fat... when she walked to the TV, I missed three episodes.

[Narkro555]

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Bonus: "Your mom is fat, but I like that. How can I get her into my bed?" "Piece of cake."

[Snow2]

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in the force between the two conductors of 6.0 to vytensor conflex to 23 minutes newtons by per minute and the magnetic flux around the close curve was proportional to the algebraic some of the electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

[Momentum]

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in the force between the two conductors of 6.0 to vytensor conflex to 23 minutes newtons by per minute and the magnetic flux around the close curve was proportional to the algebraic some of the electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

up mama so fat she weigh 1000 pounds!

[Snow2]

up mama so fat she weigh 1000 pounds!

o u

[Harm94]

Yo mama is so ugly she turned mesdusa to stone

[IkeTheGeneric]

Your mother is so disgusting that she has to pay a fine every time she makes a public appearance.

[Narkro555]

Yo mama is so fat when she hauls ass she has to take 2 trips.

[John Freeman]

Yo mama so fat
shes fat

You mama so ugly
shes still prettier than you

[Isjix]

yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

yo momma so fat when a bus rolls down the road she yells out stop that twinkie!

yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

yo momma so fat when she puts on a red dress everyone says "HEY KOOLAID!"

yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

yo momma so stupid she locked herself inside a motorcycle

yo momma so stupid when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon

[.:FancyPants:.]

where's mawty when you need him?