How do you haves love :|

[danisaac5]

you put de pp insied th vajayjay.

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[Squideey]

Spread out your palm and attach it to your partner's face. Kick them in the stomach a few times and then the rest is obvious.

[hodototman]

Spread out your palm and attach it to your partner's face. Kick them in the stomach a few times and then the rest is obvious.

what the forget stuff

[fawkes..]

You'll need a van, and some candy.

[Shadowed999]

Uh


there are many ways

[S7]

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[ravencroft]

this entire thread is the greatest thing i've read in my near two years here

[Clone v.117]

To engage in the loveual act the male must first display his intentions through interpretive dance, if the female thinks that the male is worthy of her womb, they will untie and bear many fetal babies.

[fred da kiko]

Step 1: poop on her.
Step 2: collect babies.

[Fredulus]

That is an artist's rendering of the Crucifix being cleansed by The Holy Ghost. It is a bit of a visual metaphor.

best post 2012

[Tudoreleuu]

this entire thread is the greatest thing i've read in my near two years 6 months here

[Isjix]

this entire thread is the greatest thing i've read in my near two years here

i've seen worse of my 6 years being here

[IkeTheGeneric]

You mammy your glands over her glands for about an hour and something happens sooner or later

Pretty sure the male dies after coitus

[Visage]

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[Big Brother]

i love how Dez pretends he's all pissed off about his junk size w/ this quote

forget

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