How do you haves love :|

[Snow2]

Is this a troll thread? If not (and I know it is) well here are some really basic ramblings... learn to google you lazy

Pre love:
Always be sure to have a condom somewhere on hand if you know you're going to score later in the night. After you are more experienced, if you are having love at your house you might want to invest in lube as it can be useful sometimes. Be sure to know when it's the right time to have love too, the (I assume) girl usually isn't as love hungry as you are. Before you start, you always want to engage in foreplay: kissing, petting, and depending on the girl some lovey conversation. Don't instantly go for the vag, make her want love not have it feel forced upon her. At the same time dont go too slow. Since most females masturbate regularly, her hymen is probably broken so that shouldnt be a problem. Its best to start with some oral or fingering/rubbing before love to get the vag wet.

During love:
If it's your first time, you're going to suck. No matter what. Every girl is different, and if its their first time (or yours) there could be some pain involved. Start slow; you're not a researchstar and you don't want to be. Have the mindset that you want to please the girl as well. After you've worked up a good pace, maybe slow down and finger her a little bit or turn to some oral. No man alive can pound a girl for hours without taking some breaks but still keeping them entertaining. You can have elements of foreplay throughout intercourse when you're taking breaks. By building up a good rhythm, you can draw out your experience for a long time. Also, some girls like to talk during love some dont, I would wait and see if they initiate that before going on about stuff. Dont moan too loud but making some noise is to be expected. If your condum is too tight or too loose then the love wont be the best. You might want to google love positions if you're worried, there are some easy basic ones that anyone can do.

Post love:
Don't be awkward. The more you do it the less you suck and are less awkward its all experience. Acknowledge that it was good. Different girls like different things so just go with it.

Other notes:
Dont be nervous, be comfortable. You both want to enjoy yourselves and feel pleasure. If you aren't able to laugh during love then you're being too serious (not that you would laugh, but just as an example of the mood you should be in). Don't be worried about your rooster size as long as its not ridiculously small, an average richard used correctly can still be very peasuring. Also, it could be nice to shave your pubes its always more clean. Be sure to not have smelly breath or a smelly richard. Take a god damn shower and maybe even use some sort of product if your rooster smells. Always try new things so the love doesnt get boring! Good luck (and if you're underage send me some vidya pls)!

DONT END UP LIKE THIS handicap http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=213806.0

Source: personal experience.

This guy
This guy knows whats up

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[Feep]

What?

he's completely correct.

broke up with one of my gf's because she was so love hungry that she basically wanted to do it every day.... i was only 16, so you can see how i wasn't at fault at the time.

[Snow2]

he's completely correct.

broke up with one of my gf's because she was so love hungry that she basically wanted to do it every day.... i was only 16, so you can see how i wasn't at fault at the time.

forget you
do you know the extent of what we would do for a gf like that?

[Katamari007]

You could count on your hands the number of Blocklanders that aren't virgins.

you'd be surprised

[Trinick]

forget you
do you know the extent of what we would do for a gf like that?

You don't want a nyphomaniac girlfriend. I learned that the hard way, just like Feep. I don't think I got horny for a month after breaking up with her.

[Böltster]

forget you
do you know the extent of what we would do for a gf like that?

you're probably a virgin so you don't understand what that'd be like lol

[Ceist]

love is an instinct. Without it we'd all die out. So you don't really need to be told what to do unless you want to try anything complicated.

love 'was' an instinct, humans have done it recreational so often now it's primarily for pleasure more than baby-making.

[Dippindots]

lay down, let guy get on you, after ten minutes push him off and go to sleep

[Bisjac]

its opposite for me.


my first time was the best i can do. the skill went downhill from there.

[Dippindots]

its opposite for me.


my first time was the best i can do. the skill went downhill from there.

I imagine at age 121 you aren't as energetic as you used to be

[Ceist]

its opposite for me.


my first time was the best i can do. the skill went downhill from there.

"that's my belly button!"

[Yosher]

hee hee hee
only looking at the topic from the "latest post" thing already put only one thought in my head: "stuffstorm!"

[Cool Boi]

Poop it in her sticker.

[SpitFir3Tornado]

Girl takes her clothes off.
You take your clothes off.
She has a pink thing with flabby skin around it inbetween her legs.
Your snake should be erect by this point.
Stick your erect snake into her flabby pink thing.
 Move it in and out.
When your richard is very hot, and feel good, go faster and hope she screams.
Then white stuff comes out inside of her.
She may become pregnant.

[.:FancyPants:.]

don't accidentally get it wedged in her ear or something

oh god
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