Math Jokes!

[WALK2222]

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Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

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[dotdotsquare]

Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!

Ha ha ha thisthreadsucksandsodoyou.

[WALK2222]

Ha ha ha thisthreadsucksandsodoyou.

owch
2harsh

[Slate521]

hey baby.
give me your derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves.

[brian498]

Ha ha ha thisthreadsucksandsodoyou.

owch
2harsh

D: you made me cry (sarcastic)  

[WALK2222]

hey baby.
give me your derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves.

hot damn

[brian498]

hey baby.
give me your derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves.

I bet my math teacher would say this

[rockslide26]

what do you get when you add two numbers?

a sum

what do you get when you subtract two numbers?

a remainder

what do you get when you multiply two numbers?

a product

what do you get when you divide two numbers?
a quotient

I'm hilarious

[Clone v.117]

Theorem. A cat has nine tails.

Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

I.. uh..
forget

[Slate521]

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.