My job is so loving unbelieveable.

[Anybody]

Hey friends,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, handicapped, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusillanimous individual? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; stuff was SO cash). You are all friends who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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[danisaac5]

Hey friends,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, handicapped, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusillanimous individual? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; stuff was SO cash). You are all friends who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

go die. i play for the soccer team, play rugby (not your pusillanimous individual football, we dont need no armour) do martial arts, predicted straight a's and a stars and have probably had more girlfriends than you.

posting this i realise that your post may be a copypasta but go die anyways.

[Blooker]

Holy stuff I thought I was going crazy

[ShadowsfeaR]

Haven't seen that before lol. I was wondering, WHAT THE forget IS YOUR JOB, then I realized what the story was. :V

[HerpaDerp]

go die. i play for the soccer team, play rugby (not your pusillanimous individual football, we dont need no armour) do martial arts, predicted straight a's and a stars and have probably had more girlfriends than you.

posting this i realise that your post may be a copypasta but go die anyways.

you have a lot of things except for a sense of humor.

[ShadowsfeaR]

go die. i play for the soccer team, play rugby (not your pusillanimous individual football, we dont need no armour) do martial arts, predicted straight a's and a stars and have probably had more girlfriends than you.

posting this i realise that your post may be a copypasta but go die anyways.

I lol'd. Just stop.

[Tokerovin]

Best thread 2012.

So much 'lol's.

[carolcat]

go die. i play for the soccer team, play rugby (not your pusillanimous individual football, we dont need no armour) do martial arts, predicted straight a's and a stars and have probably had more girlfriends than you.

posting this i realise that your post may be a copypasta but go die anyways.

shh, can you hear that? i think that was the joke going over your head.

[Kearn]

this is only the fourth time this has been posted this year guys don't be so hard on him

[T3HZ3N0N]

this is only the fourth time this has been posted this year guys don't be so hard on him

insert witty response here

[Cybersix]

posting this i realise that your post may be a copypasta but go die anyways.

lol responding to copypasta

[Blastdown]

this was posted like literally a month ago

[Sami2ss]

Hey friends,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, handicapped, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusillanimous individual? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; stuff was SO cash). You are all friends who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

I remember when Robo_Dude posted part of this and I was about to post "What the forget?" but then this seemed familiar, and soon enough, I found out it was some sort of meme or whatever you want to call it.

[T3HZ3N0N]

Hey friends,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, handicapped, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusillanimous individual? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; stuff was SO cash). You are all friends who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

[danisaac5]

this thread is full of copy and no sense of humor XD

this is only the fourth time this has been posted this year guys don't be so hard on him

thanks for sticking up for me there