I'm 15.

[Beachbum]

im actually a 42 year old bus driver who fights crime.

sry guys :(

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[hodototman]

im actually a 42 year old bus driver who fights crime.

sry guys :(

>your avatar

just looks like that guy, lol

[Beachbum]

>your avatar

just looks like that guy, lol

:))) gotta be me man.

[hodototman]

:))) gotta be me man.

Yup.

[ChexGuy331]

I'm 10.


...is one of the first things I said to everyone back in 2005 when I started playing.

[Freeze]

I KNEW IT!

[Alyx Vance]

Happy Birthday.

[Mordius]

im actually a 16yr old girl lol

[Hiiro326]

I'm actually a doge

[Wheatley]

I'm actually a doge

fuk u ime doge

What does that have to do with age

[Tango]

Happy Birthday.

God damnit it's not my birthday

[ResonKinetic]

I'm not twenty-eight...

I'm twenty-seven!

I'm a horrible person, I know.

[Alyx Vance]

God damnit it's not my birthday

Bitch I said its your birthday. Now bend over for your B-day spankins.

[.Atlas]

I'm actually a 18 year old mono-gendered humanoid that closely resembles Quarians from Mass Effect, specifically the third game in the series.

[SlayerZ99]

Guys Im actually 16 years old. I just got my permit and you can only get your permit when you're 16 in Mass.