Vermin Supreme: When I'm President, Everyone gets a free pony.

[T3HZ3N0N]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

GOVERNMENT REGULATED TOOTHPASTE RUUUUN

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[Mr Man]

[Steve5452]

I'd vote for him.

[Cybersix]

Carlin didn't die, he became Vermin Supreme

[grunterdb1951]

Dumbledore has been reincarnated as a politician whose insane and thinks everyone requires a pony for everything.

[Ben Grapevine]

Vermin Supreme 2020

[allyorbase]

We had this thread already.

[grunterdb1951]

We had this thread already.

Yeah well, this one is supported by the boot wizard himself.

[Wheatley]

kinda old and not really relevant anymore, at least not until 2016

My name is Vermin Supreme. I am a friendly fascist. I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you.

Yes, I am a politician. I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires. Because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public, and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make.

Vote early, vote often. Remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.

But he's still funny

[Ben Grapevine]

kinda old and not really relevant anymore, at least not until 2016

But he's still funny

He actually says that. "A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away."

He is just trying to show us how messed up the political system is, with that said I don't believe he genuinely wants to be president.







But if he was he'd be one of the better ones.

[Wheatley]

He is just trying to show us how messed up the political system is, with that said I don't believe he genuinely wants to be president.

I thought that much was obvious

[Wesley Williams]

He is just trying to show us how messed up the political system is, with that said I don't believe he genuinely wants to be president.

But if he was he'd be one of the better ones.

The entire purpose of his campaign is to mock other politicians.  I would never trust a guy like that to run a country, but he would be a cool person to hang out and talk to.

[Mr Man]

Apparently his real name is actually Vermin Suprime.

[Cybersix]