COOL AWESOME FUN ADVENTURE - C-Could there be... a st-story?

[Gojira]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUMBER THINGYS

[Ad Bot]

[Christopher P.]

I KNOW RIGHT

[fawkes..]

FORM THE JEDI REPUBLIC

[Menen]

FORM THE JEDI REPUBLIC

OF THE CASINO FORCE

[Mounds Bar]

HAVE BUTTOCKS MCGEE BECAME VERY PARTICLE IN THE UNIVERSE, FROM WHICH NOT GODS NOR DEMONS CAN FATHOM!

[carolcat]

PONDER YOUR EXISTENCE

[Christopher P.]

THE JEDI REPUBLIC OF THE CASINO FORCE HAS RISEN!

YOU HAVE TAKEN OVER EVERY COUNTRY IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, SO YOU OWN ALL OF WHAT IS LEFT OF EARTH, WHAT IS LEFT OF MOON, AND MARS AND VENUS AND MERCURY

BUTTOCKS MCGEE IS NOW EVERY PARTICLE IN THE UNIVERSE, WHICH GODS NOR DEMONS CAN NOT FATHOM!

BUT

GODS AND DEMONS DONT EXIST! NOW ALL PARTICLES ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grodus]

REFORM AND BE RAPED BY RAPIST WHO YOU RAPED BEFORE RAPING YOURSELF

[fawkes..]

DESTROY THE JEDI AND FORM THE EMPIRE OF THE SITH

[Ragequit]

KILL EVERYTHING BY YELLING AT THEM AND BEGIN A PLANT ARMY AND YELL AT THEM SO THEY WILL GROW
ALSO POST YOUR PICTURE ON THIS THREAD

[auzman466]

BECOME A RANDOM HUMAN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THE forget HAS BEEN GOING ON THE PAST FEW YEARS

[carolcat]

ORDER NEW PARTICLES TO BE MADE
PURCHASE WITH SOME OF YOUR MONEY

[Christopher P.]

Suddenly the adventure takes a serious turn and goes to a random human.

You awake in a room that appears to be a cell. There is a table in the middle with a note. The walls are thick solid granite and there is a tiny slit in the wall with a bar that acts as a window. Bright light shines through.

[fawkes..]

Avoid reading that note at any cost.

[auzman466]

Rub the note on the table to create friction until it somehow becomes a warm fire.