COOL AWESOME FUN ADVENTURE - C-Could there be... a st-story?

[fawkes..]

But make sure you don't read it

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

WITH YOUR MONEY, BUY EVERYONE.

[Conan]

Look outside

[auzman466]

WITH YOUR MONEY, BUY EVERYONE.

He is not that freakish casino god anymore, you neanderthal.

[Grodus]

EAT IT

[Christopher P.]

You look outside, and it turns out the "window" was just a slit leading to a light bulb.

forget you peeps suggestions

"Hey, read the note."

OH OKAY

"If you are reading this, that means you are finally out of another one of your crazy spasm things.

Yell 'Apple Apple Apple' to be sent free. The guards should be able to get you out and elongate your now normal condition."

[Ragequit]

Yell 'Apple Apple Apple' to be sent free.

[auzman466]

Yell 'Orange Orange Orange' to be sent free.

[Shell]

Yell 'Orange Orange Orange' to be sent free.

[Grodus]

Yell orange.

[carolcat]

jump up and down three times, obviously

[Christopher P.]

You yell Orange Orange Orange, and then apparently you got it! The note was a lie, you had to say orange!

The guard takes you out of the cell and you find that you are... on mars.
Terraformed mars.

What year is this?

[fawkes..]

27BC, lets go meet jesus

[Christopher P.]

TIMES BETWEEN NOW AND PAST ARE NOT ALLOWED

JUST CHOOSE FUTURE TIME PLS

[Conan]

12/21/2012

you are part of the last ditch effort to save, or be part of saving the human race by establishing a colony on mars

however, upon arrival your ship crashed, sending you into the coma