Hah! My fanfic beats all of yours
At the Dawn of the 21st of December, something strange happened. A large, purple bear floated around outside my house playing a ukulele and singing O'Canada... Behind him were midget people dancing in the sky, listening to Back in Black by AC.DC... It was a strange yet harmless day... Or so I thought. That's when the fire nation attacked, they scorched everything and the large floating purple bear came crashing down to the earth, screaming as flames engulfed it's body. The snow upon the ground instantly turned to ash the second I blinked, skeletons began floating and dancing in the sky as a giant whale with cannons on its underbelly and back came soaring through the sky, being chased by seagulls with small laser cannons on their backs.
I looked down to my feet, to see a strange heart shaped mask. It appeared to have strange and menacing eyes painted on and it had 2 spikes coming out from the top, and 4 from either side. It was indeed quite colorful, yet its presence made me tremble in fear
but something inside me forced me into putting on the mask. And then the moon and stuff crashed into the earth and I sat there sitting in space pouting. Alone. Cold. And loosing oxygen.