doomsday 2012: LOCKED BECAUSE NOT DEAD

[VincentTheGuy]

My zombie strategy. Close doors, lock doors, ignore zombies.

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[Momentum]

My zombie strategy. Close doors, lock doors, ignore zombies.

do you want to hear the giant plan my friends have planned up?

[VincentTheGuy]

do you want to hear the giant plan my friends have planned up?

Nope, sorry.

My idiotic friends have the most downright handicapped plans. So no offense i'm tired of hearing them.

[danisaac5]

my plan is actually pretty effective.

[Momentum]

Nope, sorry.

My idiotic friends have the most downright handicapped plans. So no offense i'm tired of hearing them.

like what

[Dezcaban]

my plans for zombies is get an ambulance and pick up a person in mexico and a person in california

[Regulith]

I'm so loving excited

Should have started something like this.


" In a world . . . "

Kid lives a hard life in the country. Ain't enough time for worryin' about the little things...like the end of the world.

[e-maxx]

my plans for zombies is get an ambulance and pick up a person in mexico and a person in california

if this is going where i think this is going then...


my plan for zombies is HOARD ALL THE loving GASOLINE


also at lunch one day my friend was all like "why in books with zombies in there is no power"
and i was all like "because it gives it more of a survival feel and there would be no one to maintain the power plants"
then he was like "well why do they need to be maintained?"

[Dezcaban]

if this is going where i think this is going then...
my plan for zombies is HOARD ALL THE loving GASOLINE

WHO ARE YOU TO GET IN THE WAY OF LOVE

jokes on you my car runs on atomic fuel

[Wheatley]

do you guys think 2012 is real?

No, this is actually 2013 because the earth teleported around the sun but it was so smooth nobody noticed so they think it's 2012

[Elecro]

I'm tired of the whole "calculate information from the Bible" bullstuff.

Harold Camping said Judgement Day would happen last year, and it didn't. If you're going to base your predictions on something, the Bible is NOT accurate information.

[Wheatley]

If you're going to base your predictions on something, the Bible is NOT accurate information.

They're trying to profit from being a prophet.

[Kevso]

it wont happen

[dkamm65]

handicaps on Facebook make me rage.

[Shadowed999]

I'm tired of the whole "calculate information from the Bible" bullstuff.

Harold Camping said Judgement Day would happen last year, and it didn't. If you're going to base your predictions on something, the Bible is NOT accurate information.

lol the bible even says no man would know

blasphemy



OT: I'm going to camp it out in my apartment if zombies attack. 3rd floor = safe