A Guy's Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
GLORIOUSLY ENHANCED EDITION
1. Buy a bunch of treadmills.
2. Assemble them outside of your house's perimeter.
3. Gather a bunch of food/drink.
4. Get some entertainment.
5. Rig all of the treadmills to power themselves once they are walked on to go to the highest possible setting.
6. Await zombie apocalypse
7. Watch as the zombies stumble over themselves whenever they get too close.
8. ???
9. PROFIT