doomsday 2012: LOCKED BECAUSE NOT DEAD

[Zloff]

they didn't count leap years

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[lordician]

I'm already 2 hours into hell.
I like this place, it looks like my own room.
Wait, does that mean, i live in hell?
I wonder what happens if i actually open my curtains.
What will i see?
Oceans of lava? Fire? All of the above?

[-Maxx-]

I'm already 2 hours into hell.
I like this place, it looks like my own room.
Wait, does that mean, i live in hell?
I wonder what happens if i actually open my curtains.
What will i see?
Oceans of lava? Fire? All of the above?

teh skai

[fawkes..]

I'm already 2 hours into hell.
I like this place, it looks like my own room.
Wait, does that mean, i live in hell?
I wonder what happens if i actually open my curtains.
What will i see?
Oceans of lava? Fire? All of the above?

Don't do it, you're in purgatory! To open the curtains would be to obey satan

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I'm already 2 hours into hell.
I like this place, it looks like my own room.
Wait, does that mean, i live in hell?
I wonder what happens if i actually open my curtains.
What will i see?
Oceans of lava? Fire? All of the above?

you'll see something you dont want to see.
your mom in the shower

[grunterdb1951]

If god kills me, he'll regret it. I will unite the warriors of the underworld and I will invade his lands, the blood of jesus will be spilled onto the white clouds and the sounds of war horns will blare through the white, cold plane of heaven.

Or I'll just kinda stand there, pouting.

[-Maxx-]

you'll see something you dont want to see.

you'll see justin beaver

[hodototman]

oh no

barack obama can save us right

[Ben Grapevine]

oh no

barack obama can save us right

Not even our mighty puppet savior BHO can help us...

[Elecro]

Nostradamus's mstar fishcript was made in the 1600's and he wrote stuff that happened in the future;

Riddler




Prediction:

"From the depths of the West of Europe,
 A young child will be born of poor people,
 He who by his tongue will seduce a great troop;
 His fame will increase towards the realm of the East."

 
Also ...
 
"Beasts ferocious with hunger will cross the rivers,
The greater part of the battlefield will be against Hister.
Into a cage of iron will the great one be drawn,
When the child of Germany observes nothing."
 
What happened: On April 20, 1889 Riddler was born in Western Europe, to very poor parents.
 
Riddler moved Germany to action in the years following WW I, in part, (who by his tongue) through his over the top oratory skills.
 
(His fame will increase towards the realm of the East.) The Axis alliance with Japan in the East. Hister is believed to be a spelling error.
 
The German Army invading France (Beasts ferocious with hunger will cross the rivers) and the "greater battlefield" refers to the Allied Powers defeating Riddler.

Sept. 11, 2001




Prediction:

"Earthshaking fire from the center of the Earth
 Will cause tremors around the New City.
 Two great rocks will war for a long time,
 Then Arethusa will redden a new river."
 
What happened: On the morning of September 11, 2001 the two towers (two great rocks) of the World Trade Center were attacked in New York City (New City).

[-Maxx-]

I wonder why everyone is so tempered. im just chillin waitin for 12am

[Momentum]

I wonder why everyone is so tempered. im just chillin waitin for 12am

no

what is your timezone

[fawkes..]

Im waiting for 9pm, or does everywhere end at 12 individually?

[Trymos]

stuffs going down on /x/
finlanders are reporting air raid sirens, UVB-76 is on the fritz

they're being the usual 4chan friends.

they're roleplaying.

[Elecro]

what I don't understand is how the Mayans were so advanced in astronomy for their time period.