I got a long one (huehue)
[11/22/2012 8:31:28 PM] Treti: You know what
[11/22/2012 8:31:30 PM] Treti: This is permanent
[11/22/2012 8:31:54 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: I hope it is.
[11/22/2012 8:32:03 PM] Treti: Yeah
[11/22/2012 8:32:06 PM] Treti: Its this condition i have
[11/22/2012 8:32:13 PM] Treti: From now on
[11/22/2012 8:32:21 PM] Treti: i gotta BREATH OXYGEN
[11/22/2012 8:32:25 PM] Treti: gay, rite?
[11/22/2012 8:34:03 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Look, I'm in the middle of something that doesn't concern you. I have to crush people with a hammer in the middle ages.
[11/22/2012 8:34:24 PM] Treti: actually
[11/22/2012 8:34:25 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: So forget off.
[11/22/2012 8:34:26 PM] Treti: that sounds cool
[11/22/2012 8:34:34 PM] Treti: and is relevent to my interests
[11/22/2012 8:34:40 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Yeah... too cool for you.
[11/22/2012 8:35:10 PM] Treti: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.
[11/22/2012 8:37:05 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Mmm... delicious copypasta.
[11/22/2012 8:37:42 PM] Treti: i kno ritE?
[11/22/2012 8:37:46 PM] Treti: so tastey!!!1
[11/22/2012 8:37:51 PM] Treti: xD
[11/22/2012 8:37:51 PM] Treti: lele
[11/22/2012 8:37:54 PM] Treti: ninegag
[11/22/2012 8:41:21 PM] Treti: ya kno
[11/22/2012 8:41:41 PM] Treti: u kuld just hack ur way threw ppl in ur old game xD
[11/22/2012 8:41:48 PM] Treti: autohammer aimbot
[11/22/2012 8:41:57 PM] Treti: super efective dood
[11/22/2012 8:42:37 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: You said it yourself, Tret, I'm a moralcigarette. I'm not going to use hacks in a game when I can practice to get better.
[11/22/2012 8:42:56 PM] Treti: hacks
[11/22/2012 8:43:02 PM] Treti: so much faster
[11/22/2012 8:43:05 PM] Treti: and effective
[11/22/2012 8:43:29 PM] Treti: people will think you're a level 1902 ultra giga wizard elite xbox pro III
[11/22/2012 8:43:36 PM] Treti: trust me
[11/22/2012 8:43:51 PM] Treti: im already an ultra giga wizard elite xbox pro III
[11/22/2012 8:44:26 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Pfft, X-roosters.
[11/22/2012 8:44:30 PM] Treti: actually, im an Ultra Giga Mega Wizard Elite Professional IIV
[11/22/2012 8:44:57 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: IIV? So you're basically nonexistant? Way to go, your title is literally worthless.
[11/22/2012 8:45:09 PM] Treti: NO
[11/22/2012 8:45:22 PM] Treti: IM A LEVEL 30445 PRO IIVVI MASTER WIZARD
[11/22/2012 8:45:50 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: VV? Surely you mean X, my fellow Roman?
[11/22/2012 8:45:57 PM] Treti: MY TOOLS ARE ENCHANTED IN MEGA POWER MULTI-WIZARDRY KNOWLEDGE V
[11/22/2012 8:46:28 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Enchants? What kind of piss-poor warrior doesn't trust the steel in his blade or the strength in his swing?
[11/22/2012 8:46:38 PM] Treti: LOOK HERE, NEWFRIEND
[11/22/2012 8:46:44 PM] Treti: I DIP MY TOOLS
[11/22/2012 8:46:52 PM] Treti: IN TRUSTY LIQUID
[11/22/2012 8:47:03 PM] Treti: WHICH HAS BEEN SITTING UNDER THE MAGICAL MOON FOR 46 YEARS
[11/22/2012 8:47:05 PM] Treti: THIS LIQUID
[11/22/2012 8:47:12 PM] Treti: SEMENITRATE
[11/22/2012 8:47:16 PM] Treti: IS WHAT POWERS MY TOOLS
[11/22/2012 8:47:49 PM] Treti: EXACTLY
[11/22/2012 8:48:03 PM] Treti: IVE BEEN ON NUMEROUS SECRET VILLAGE RAIDS
[11/22/2012 8:48:14 PM] Treti: AND HAVE SLAIN OVER 400 LEVEL 39423 WIZARDS
[11/22/2012 8:48:19 PM] Treti: WITHOUT ANY HACKS
[11/22/2012 8:48:27 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: You coat your weapons in peanut cum?
[11/22/2012 8:48:34 PM] Treti: NO
[11/22/2012 8:48:40 PM] Treti: ITS NOT PENUT CUM
[11/22/2012 8:48:50 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Well no, I said PEANUT cum
[11/22/2012 8:48:51 PM] Treti: SEMENITRATE DEOXIDE
[11/22/2012 8:49:00 PM] Treti: GREEN GLOWING LIQUID
[11/22/2012 8:49:12 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: So radioactive sludge?
[11/22/2012 8:49:13 PM] Treti: WHICH HAS BEEN BREWED UPON BY THE BEST BREWERS
[11/22/2012 8:49:24 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: People drink that stuff?
[11/22/2012 8:49:27 PM] Treti: forget YOU MY "SLUDGE" BEATS YOUR WOODEN HAMMER SLUT
[11/22/2012 8:49:37 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: What, were the brewers a bunch of downsies?
[11/22/2012 8:49:42 PM] Treti: NO
[11/22/2012 8:49:49 PM] Treti: THEY ARE HIGHLY TRAINED
[11/22/2012 8:49:55 PM] Treti: THEY KNOW WHAT THE forget THEY ARE DOING
[11/22/2012 8:49:57 PM] Treti: I SHOULD KNOW
[11/22/2012 8:50:01 PM] Treti: I TRAINED THEM MYSELF
[11/22/2012 8:50:07 PM] Treti: I HAVE OVER 60 OF THEM
[11/22/2012 8:50:15 PM] Treti: WORKING IN THE FINEST BREWERIES IN TOWN
[11/22/2012 8:50:23 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: So you were the first one to drink the radioactive sludge as brew? That explains plenty.
[11/22/2012 8:50:28 PM] Treti: NO
[11/22/2012 8:50:32 PM] Treti: WE DONT DRINK IT
[11/22/2012 8:50:34 PM] Treti: WE BREW IT
[11/22/2012 8:50:41 PM] Treti: LET IT SIT UNDER THE MOON FOR MANY MOONS
[11/22/2012 8:50:42 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Yet you brew it? What a waste.
[11/22/2012 8:50:45 PM] Treti: THEN DIP OUR TOOLS
[11/22/2012 8:50:50 PM] Treti: IN IT
[11/22/2012 8:50:55 PM] Treti: AND IT ENCHANTS THEM
[11/22/2012 8:50:57 PM] Treti: MAGICALLY
[11/22/2012 8:50:59 PM] Treti: TACTICALLY
[11/22/2012 8:51:00 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Like what tools?
[11/22/2012 8:51:17 PM] Treti: SWORDS WITH ACOG SCOPES, EXTENDED MAGS, AND FULL METAL JACKET ROUNDS
[11/22/2012 8:51:50 PM] Treti: CAMOFLAUGE HAMMERS WITH THERMAL SCOPES, FOREGRIPS, AND COLLAPSEABLE STOCKS
[11/22/2012 8:51:55 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Scopes on a sword? That's not as badass as you think, more plain-dipstuffted.
[11/22/2012 8:52:00 PM] Treti: NO
[11/22/2012 8:52:06 PM] Treti: I MARK MY TARGET
[11/22/2012 8:52:13 PM] Treti: I FIND HIS COORDS
[11/22/2012 8:52:15 PM] Treti: MARK THEM DOWN
[11/22/2012 8:52:19 PM] Treti: CRAFT MY BOAT
[11/22/2012 8:52:39 PM] Treti: AND TRAVEL OVER 404+ BLOCKS JUST TO INFILTRATE HIS DIRT BASE
[11/22/2012 8:52:45 PM] Treti: THEN I TAKE HIS DIAMONDS
[11/22/2012 8:52:54 PM] Treti: AND RIDE AWAY IN MY GOLDEN HELICOPTER
[11/22/2012 8:53:01 PM] Treti: WITH MY TACTICALLY ADVANCED SWORD SNIPERS
[11/22/2012 8:53:08 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: A person with a dirt base and diamonds?
[11/22/2012 8:53:14 PM] Treti: YES SIR
[11/22/2012 8:53:21 PM] Treti: IM RAIDING ONE RIGHT NOW
[11/22/2012 8:53:25 PM] Treti: SSHH
[11/22/2012 8:53:31 PM] Treti: IM ABOUT TO UNLOCK MY GLOCK
[11/22/2012 8:53:42 PM] Treti: ONE MORE KILL AND I GET A GLOOKER
[11/22/2012 8:53:48 PM] Treti: YES
[11/22/2012 8:53:48 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Nah, I think I'll go set off a few pieces of dynamite, start typing up a storm in chat.
[11/22/2012 8:54:02 PM] Treti: DYNAMITE?
[11/22/2012 8:54:05 PM] Treti: PFFT,
[11/22/2012 8:54:08 PM] Treti: stuffS CHEAP
[11/22/2012 8:54:19 PM] Treti: WE LAUNCH PRESICION BASED NUKES
[11/22/2012 8:54:29 PM] Treti: NUKES SO ACCURATE
[11/22/2012 8:54:45 PM] Treti: YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN WHEN THEY HIT THE EXACT CHAIR YOU ARE SITTING ON
[11/22/2012 8:54:50 PM] Treti: BOOM
[11/22/2012 8:55:01 PM] Treti: AN ENTIRE 500+ SQUARE MILES
[11/22/2012 8:55:02 PM] Treti: GONE
[11/22/2012 8:55:07 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Cute.
[11/22/2012 8:55:10 PM] Treti: NOTHING BUT A GIGANTIC HOLE
[11/22/2012 8:55:13 PM] Treti: CUTE?
[11/22/2012 8:55:14 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: I always wanted to be a ghoul.
[11/22/2012 8:55:23 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Or a super mutant.
[11/22/2012 8:55:33 PM] Treti: heading to my base right now
[11/22/2012 8:55:52 PM] Treti: about to tacticalize my advanced infiltry based dagger with heartbeat sensor
[11/22/2012 8:56:10 PM] Treti: then im going to look for diamonds with xray
[11/22/2012 8:56:14 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: You're saying your dagger has a heartbeat?
[11/22/2012 8:56:19 PM] Treti: NO
[11/22/2012 8:56:27 PM] Treti: IT SENSES OTHER PEOPLES HEARTBEATS
[11/22/2012 8:56:31 PM] Treti: AND AUTO-STABS THEM
[11/22/2012 8:56:35 PM] Treti: WITH THIS ENCHANTMENT I PUT ON IT
[11/22/2012 8:56:41 PM] Treti: ITS PRO ELITE II
[11/22/2012 8:56:59 PM] Treti: ENCHANTMENT #463
[11/22/2012 8:57:17 PM] Treti: AUTOMYTH DE STABBOTITH
[11/22/2012 8:58:05 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: So tell me, do you ever stop being gee?
[11/22/2012 8:58:19 PM] Treti: >implying
[11/22/2012 8:58:30 PM] Treti: hey guys, look this guy is >IMPLYING
[11/22/2012 8:58:35 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Not implying, just questioning.
[11/22/2012 8:58:55 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING you werent >IMPLYING
[11/22/2012 8:59:10 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Because I wasn't. Not all implications are falsehoods.
[11/22/2012 8:59:37 PM] Treti: >IMPLYNG falsehoods are >IMPLICATED
[11/22/2012 9:00:11 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: We're waiting.
[11/22/2012 9:00:20 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING that by you not >IMPLYING that all previous >IMPLIES were simply falsehooded >IMPLIES
[11/22/2012 9:00:48 PM] Treti: is simply stating that you >IMPLIED
[11/22/2012 9:01:01 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: "All previous >IMPLIES"? I think you mean all previous >IMPLICATIONS.
[11/22/2012 9:01:38 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING >IMPLIES isnt the same thing as >IMPLICATIONS and vise-versa
[11/22/2012 9:02:19 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Calm down, Vlad the >IMPLIER
[11/22/2012 9:02:27 PM] Treti: So tell me, Gee Bill, do you ever stop >IMPLYING?
[11/22/2012 9:02:41 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Only on Opposite Day.
[11/22/2012 9:02:43 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING im vlad the >IMPLIER
[11/22/2012 9:02:53 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING opposite day exists
[11/22/2012 9:03:38 PM] Treti: OP is gay
[11/22/2012 9:04:10 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: If you get right down to it, you were the one who opened this conversation, so you're OP.
[11/22/2012 9:04:21 PM] Treti: I know.
[11/22/2012 9:04:43 PM] Treti: Wait for a seconds
[11/22/2012 9:04:45 PM] Treti: I'm not OP
[11/22/2012 9:04:52 PM] Treti: because my post isnt original
[11/22/2012 9:04:56 PM] Treti: its mainstream
[11/22/2012 9:04:59 PM] Treti: it would be
[11/22/2012 9:05:01 PM] Treti: MP
[11/22/2012 9:05:07 PM] Treti: Mainstream Post
[11/22/2012 9:05:17 PM] Treti: Jesus, gee bill. Get your stuff right
[11/22/2012 9:05:40 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Well, I would if there were any stuff left.
[11/22/2012 9:05:43 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Budum tish.
[11/22/2012 9:06:11 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING there's any stuff to begin with
[11/22/2012 9:08:07 PM] Treti: are the >IMPLICATIONS over?
[11/22/2012 9:08:27 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: If you're done pointing them out, yes.
[11/22/2012 9:09:07 PM] Treti: >IMPLYING i was pointing any >IMPLICATIONS out in the first place
[11/22/2012 9:09:31 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: How did I know you would say some stuff like that?
[11/22/2012 9:09:56 PM] Treti: How did I know that you would know that I would post some stuff like that?
[11/22/2012 9:10:41 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: How did I know that you'd know that I would know that you would say some stuff like that?
[11/22/2012 9:11:22 PM] Treti: How did I know that you'd know that I would know that you would know that I would say some stuff like that?
[11/22/2012 9:11:58 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: You know, you make for good calming down when I'm taking a break from Chivalry. You should be a therapist. Or maybe go see one.
[11/22/2012 9:12:25 PM] Treti: therapist
[11/22/2012 9:12:27 PM] Treti: the rapist
[11/22/2012 9:12:48 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: He gets in your head... in more ways than one.
[11/22/2012 9:12:55 PM] Treti: >saying stupid stuff to some kid who probably lives more than 100 miles from me
[11/22/2012 9:13:08 PM] Treti: >o dood u shud se le thurepist xD
[11/22/2012 9:13:19 PM] Treti: so
[11/22/2012 9:13:23 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: I know, it's fun.
[11/22/2012 9:13:25 PM] Treti: he shoves himself into my richard?
[11/22/2012 9:13:32 PM] Treti: wat
[11/22/2012 9:14:10 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: He shoves his richard in a newly created oriphice in your forehead.
[11/22/2012 9:14:27 PM] Honowabool Eggwoll: Then tells you you have a forgeted up mind.
[11/22/2012 9:14:36 PM] Treti: yeah, yeah
[11/22/2012 9:14:41 PM] Treti: thats probably true
